With the final jurassic park just about to h!t theaters, the..
🕑 Added 2022-06-07 18:16:44 +0000 UTC
With the final jurassic park just about to h!t theaters, there's never been a better time to revisit some of Jeff goldblum's classic musings from the very first movie.
Today we're going to examine one of the more often quoted lines of the original - "Life will find a way." How exactly is it that life actually does that?
While I'm certainly no ph.d level mathematician with a specialization in chaos theory, I think we can pretty much all agree that animals, whether they're modern-day humans or 6 ton triceratops from a bygone era, simply love to fuck.
And the female sexual response cycle is absolutely critical in ensuring the continuity of the species.
This is because very few men throughout history have ever inserted their erect penis into a female for the stated purpose of procreation. In fact, I would go so far as to estimate that, for every100 times a man bends some nameless little slut over in an alley behind the bar they've partying at, 99 of them are because he just wants to experience the sensation that can only be provided by what she has in between her soft, round ass cheeks.
But life won't "find a way" unless the woman can somehow overcome the male's primal fear of paying chiId support. Stated differently, the pussy's job is to not just feel good enough. No. It has to feel so fucking good that it completely obliterates the horny stud's pull-out game.
And that's where the pussy earns its keep.
Ironically, the opening of a fully aroused vagina actually shrinks by about 66% as a result of the associated swelling that results from grinding with a hot stranger on a sweaty dance floor. And when you combine that level of tightness with a female's natural lubricant, well let's just that potent double-whammy is how life finds its way.
At least that's how it's always happened in my experience.
As recent as this past weekend in fact. And right across the street from my house, no less😊
More on that tomorrow. But yes, it was definitely jurassic sized.
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