I have a little confession to make. Two confessions, actual..
🕑 Added 2021-12-05 18:44:13 +0000 UTC
I have a little confession to make. Two confessions, actually.
The first is this. I love porn. In fact, I actually adore it.
That, in and of itself, certainly isn’t a huge news flash. I’m fairly confident that most women love porn. But, up until very recently, what I thought was unique about me was how much I get myself off to the genre tastefully referred to as “g@ngb@ng porn.”
So naturally I decided to investigate it. And believe it or not, behavioral scientists have also been researching the reasons behind the amazing allure of this particular genre. Burning questions like why it’s so popular among men in particular have baffled researchers who’d previously believed that males would naturally favor porn with a higher vagina-to-penis ratio. Not vice versa.
As it turns out, porn where a single man services multiple females is significantly less popular than where the female is the center of all the delicious action. In fact, the “anti-g@ngb@ng” is a genre of porn that’s so unpopular that it’s almost completely nonexistent.
But what’s so fascinating to me about the g@ngb@ng genre isn’t that it’s so popular with male viewers, but rather the crazy level of popularity that it has with female viewers like me. Women get off on watching little sluts being fucked and used like toys by groups of hung men almost as much as male viewers do. Bottom line - the appeal of g@ngb@ng porn is almost universal.
And why, you ask? The answer is simple. It’s the natural order. And apparently it can all be traced back to our primitive hunter-gatherer minds. Minds which simply haven’t evolved at the same rapid pace as our societal structure.
From the primitive female’s perspective, the phrase “the more, the merrier” wasn’t just a motto. It was just how mating got handled - and mostly ass-up at that. At least that’s how procreation tended to get done right up until the critical point in history where men decided to become property owners and felt they needed to be confident who their chiIdren were when they were making out their wills.
Leave it to men to ruin all the fun in favor of something as lame as monogamy!
The g@ngb@ng theory of evolution certainly explains the design and function of our amazing little pussies. With the capacity for multiple orgasms and minimal to almost zero refractory peri0d, the pussy is the most perfectly designed party hostess in the universe. The fact is, when a little slut goes into heat, her tight cunt can pretty much outlast an entire village of horny males. And that right there is a sure-fire recipe for ensuring the continuity of our species.
And what’s equally as interesting to scientists is how men in particular primarily utilize g@ngb@ng porn. A majority tend to fast forward to the latter part of the videos because what turns them on the most isn’t necessarily the actual fucking. It’s the cumming. And not just the act of it either. Men by and large prefer to see the bitch’s little pussy filled to overflowing with the semen of her friendly male suitors. Another counter-intuitive finding they hadn’t expected. And the reason is because their brains are still on hunter-gatherer time too. Just like ours.
So the ultimate bottom line is this. If you’re into g@ngb@ngs, hotwifing or any other smoking hot derivative thereof, you can take a deep breath relax. It’s all good and completely natural. Just be sure to also remember one other little key fact.
Your pretty little wife is most assuredly into g@ngb@ngs too😉. Which is the perfect segue to my second confession….
I “may have” reached out to neighbor b0y on thanksgiving day (after my third very full glass of Pinot noir). Incredibly stupid of me, right? After only just ridding myself of the nuisance the little horn-ball was becoming.
And in reaching out to the little bastard, I “may have” also asked him to send me a few pictures of some of the other hotties on his college lacrosse team.
And the reason I “may have” asked him to do that is because I also “may have” teased the idea of letting him set up our own little g@ngb@ng😬
