If you follow any of my IG pages, you probably saw today tha..
🕑 Added 2020-11-10 04:49:47 +0000 UTC
If you follow any of my IG pages, you probably saw today that my husband’s employer is definitely doing its part to help finance the President’s legal initiatives. But what you didn’t see were the pics I was sending to his boss, Raef, off and on all day. We’ve actually smoothed things over a bit since the events at Jessica’s the week before Halloween. And I’ll be honest, I’ve been masturbating almost daily to my memory of it.
But that definitely doesn’t mean that things have gotten any less awkward for my husband at work. There’s actually a pretty sizable chance that many of my husband’s colleagues know that his wife swallowed for Raef at a Halloween party. I’ve confided in Raef (against my husband’s wishes) that this whole thing is a constant source of anxiety and embarrassment for hubby, which Raef is clearly enjoying immensely.
He reminded me today that their office Christmas party is right around the corner. It’s a gala event at a downtown hotel that somehow always involves one or more scandals for which, miraculously, no one is ever held to account. He told me today, jokingly, that he wants me to be at the center of this year’s scandal. But he’s given me some instructions that he’s expecting me to follow that I’m pretty sure are designed to get me there. The first is I have to wear the exact dress that Chrishell wore on the last episode of season two of Selling Sunset. That one’s somewhat weird, but definitely do-able. The second rule is that whenever he does a shot, I’m required to do one with him (a potential recipe for disaster). And the third is that I must participate in this year’s game of truth or dare. It’s a notorious little holiday tradition that always takes place in the hospitality suite toward the end of the night.
Up to this point, I’ve been mostly noncommittal, but I’m pretty certain at this point that Raef knows I can’t say no to him.
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