I've been asked how I stay calm. The fact is I don't. I some..
🕑 Added 2021-11-23 19:22:58 +0000 UTC
I've been asked how I stay calm. The fact is I don't. I sometimes get angry I just get creative with how I tell people off. Here are some of my favorites:
1. I don't hold grudges you just became irrelevant.
2. You give my middle finger an erection..
3. A douche of your magnitude could clean a whales vagina..
4. When you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you I'm better at it.
5. I don't care WHAT you think about me because I don't think about you.
6. Lets play a game of fuck off, you go first.
7. I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water....I'd drink it.
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