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🕑 Added 2023-10-16 20:52:19 +0000 UTC HEY! LISTEN! TLDR: New BIRTHDAY campaign fundraiser to get INVISALIGN and RELEASED FROM THIS MOUTH PRISON OF BRACES AND BITE PLATE. Did you know that my braces and bite plate don't let my back teeth touch and I can't actually chew food? It's part of the reason I've been so miserable lately. When I bite into food like a sandwich or a burger, it shoves food under the bite plate which is thE MOST unpleasant experience. I've also almost choked 3 times because I can't grind food. I basically have to cut my food up into mincemeat and swallow whole like a baby bird. It makes me really sad and I hate shooting content because I hate how my mouth feels all the time and eating is a chore. BUT! Because my new job gave me different insurance, I was left with the choice of either paying the difference or finding a new orthodontist. WELL LEMME TELL YA. This new orthodontist was like "Jaw surgery? You don't need no stinking jaw surgery. And you could *totally* do invisalign. You'd just have to have it a bit longer and we'd have to make this lil thingy that stops your teeth from hitting the roof of your mouth. But yeah, no it's totally doable" BUT! Of course there's a catch. Gotta pay up front a substantial amount and then there's of course paying off the old orthodontist. Invisalign (due up front) - 1400 Down payment - 1500 Remainder - 1150 (can be split into monthly payments) Remaining balance for old orthodontist - 3,166.57 Total - 7,216.57 OF takes a 20% cut so 7,216 ÷ .8 = 9,020.71 Grand Total of 9,020.71 Which is honestly much better than the 40 grand that jaw surgery will cost... This isn't gonna be like the traditional campaigns I've done and is more going to be a "contribute and get the prize woo!" And if we hit the funding target I'll send another thank you gift. Also as we hit each benchmark I'll probably send surprise goodies as well cuz I do that. But those ONLY go out once. So the earlier you get in, the more bonus goodies. Yay! Maybe even access to a stream where I’m working on cosplay stuff for Kumoricon. If we hit the full 10k, I’ll send out a topless beatsaber video to everyone who contributed— THIS WILL PROBABLY BE AFTER KUMORICON PLS. >ALSO because some people had to ruin it for everyone and contribute like 12 cents to other campaigns, I'm adding a $5 minimum to get the Thank You goodies. C'mon..< ANYWAY THANKS FOR READING PLEASE FREE MY MOUTH!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. SO IN SUMMARY: CONTRIBUTE >$5 AND GET TRACER POV SET. CONTRIBUTE EARLY AND BE SUBJECT TO EXTRA THANK YOUS IF WE HIT 10K I’LL SEND A TOPLESS BEATSABER VIDEO. THANKS HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME. THANK YOU
