Story time! Last night I was watching porn and I found this ..
🕑 Added 2020-07-15 02:42:23 +0000 UTC
Story time! Last night I was watching porn and I found this very amateur porno where it was clear they were using a webcam or actual physical video camera which gave me a happy moment of reflection on technological advances. They start fucking and it is adorably awkward. "Are you sure it's on?" Stuff like that. And she starts calling out his name as the fucking gets more vigorous and his name is Chuck. So I'm sitting here losing my shit with laughter about this chick is screaming "Uh! Chuck!"
It gets better. Her screaming has gained the attention of the household dog. He's a mostly white Jack Russell terrier, with a brown ear like Wishbone and I got to think about the dog I grew up with. And this dog stays for the rest of the 8 min vid, occasionally looking on with concern, mostly leaving his ears in that awkward mid position meaning the dog is listening to something loud near to them. The best part was when he yawned. Omg their sex was coming to an orgasmic crescendo AND THIAS DOG WAS YAWNING! I lost it. She even told the dog to get down at one point and revealed his name was "Scooter."
If I ever have any funny weird sex videos I hope it's an indifferent animal in amateur porn.
