God to the universe: okay, let’s make a sexy girl.
Universe..
🕑 Added 2022-01-05 22:09:36 +0000 UTC
God to the universe: okay, let’s make a sexy girl.
Universe: go on…
God: but let’s give her “homeschooled energy”
Universe: ………seriously?
God: like… lots of homeschooled energy. Just to see what happens.
Me: *intense eye contact* who wants to see how fast I can run?