Me: Well this epidemic sure has given me time to rest up and..
🕑 Added 2020-05-20 03:58:44 +0000 UTC
Me: Well this epidemic sure has given me time to rest up and be in peak physical condition to FINALLY get back to work when this is over.
Still me: Good thing I don't have any crazy bills and I can just ride out what I have saved during this time of uncertainty.
Me again: It sure is nice walking around.
*my luck occurs
Also Me: Breaks my damn ankle.
Someone wanna spoil me for one of those girls days where instead of a spa I get a pretty pink cast and maybe some screws put in my ankle?