We nestle on the balcony for an early morning espresso in th..
🕑 Added 2023-01-05 09:02:26 +0000 UTC
We nestle on the balcony for an early morning espresso in the sun (I promise it was sunny right here! π) and you notice that I have clearly kissed the memo that crotchless bodysuit = definitely visible everything beneath the very thin veil of sheer nylon.
So, Whatcha do? π€
a) ask me why I canβt dress myself like a proper adult, probably make me pay for the espresso too π;
b) say nothing and pretend you donβt notice π offer a foot massage so youβre on the right eyeline;
c) take off the tights, theyβre in the way;
or
d) all of the above, impressing me with complete confusion π
e) a different reaction?