I spent the last 30 minutes I had before work today trying t..
🕑 Added 2021-03-04 17:43:56 +0000 UTC
I spent the last 30 minutes I had before work today trying to get fucked by my fuck machine and hereโs 3 things I learned from much frustration: 1: Donโt expect to push back on the machine if itโs on the bed and not suctioned to the floor ๐ 2: It will take you 15 minutes just to get the camera angle and machine angles at the right level and then youโll forget to wipe off the camera lens after adjusting the phone. 3: The real thing is always better... Should I post the clip anyway? ๐