Hi! Kitty Mays here! Can I interest you in KAT'S HARVESTED L..
🕑 Added 2021-09-20 23:05:19 +0000 UTC
Hi! Kitty Mays here! Can I interest you in KAT'S HARVESTED LADY FLOOF????
⭐⭐NEW FROM KATCO⭐⭐
Lady floof, straight from Kat's bagina to your door!
"But Kat, what am I to do with lady fluff?"
Well sirs and madams, there's a plethora of uses for Kat's Harvested Lady Floof!
Got alopecia of the crotch? Every wonder what you'd look like with a unibrow? Grab a glue stick and go to town!
Need a new hobby? Collect hair!
Are your drains actually draining? Not anymore!
Live with a dick roommate? Kat's Toasted Saffron adds that special kick to every meal! *chefs kiss*
All you need is a glue stick and some free time to have a blast with Kat's Harvested Lady Floof!
⭐LIMITED EDITION!!!!
⭐USDA, FDA, AND PETA APPROVED!!!!!!
⭐NEVER BEEN OPENED!!!!!
⭐NURTURED FOR 4 MONTHS BEFORE HARVEST!!!!!!
⭐ONLY 8 IN CIRCULATION!!!!!
⭐ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!!!!
⭐WITH THIS MANY CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS, YOU'RE LOSING MONEY IF YOU DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💸
DM NOW TO ORDER YOURS BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!!!!!
*glue stick not included*