m4stiff
onlyfans
💉PLEASE READ💉 Hiiii onlyfriends! It’s ya boy! 🧵 I’m a cosp..
🕑 Added 2021-01-21 22:21:27 +0000 UTC 💉PLEASE READ💉 Hiiii onlyfriends! It’s ya boy! 🧵 I’m a cosplayer, full time student, gaming streamer, aquatics/exotics keeper, 12 foot Home Depot skeleton owner, and booty enthusiast! Yall supporting my onlyfriends content helps me keep pursuing my passions :] I live with my funky roommate and best friend @peachieteas who you’ll see in a lot of the photos below. Her page is free to follow and she’s built like a vintage pinup model so yall know what to do 👀 go obliterate that follow button! I’m gonna lay down some guidelines and answer FAQ so everybody can have a better time on here! This is gonna be kinda wordy but I’d appreciate it if you read it through. 💬 Chatting rules/etiquette: ✅ PLEASE send me memes ✅ PLEASE send me pics of your pets (however if you are a bad fish keeper I will smell it from a mile away and start barking) ✅ Let me know if you have suggestions for future content (“go nude” and “do porn” are not suggestions) ✅ Compliments are always appreciated, just don’t get narsty! Yes, compliments on my “assets” are fine! ❌ DO NOT send me explicit photos of yourself, even in response to a message from me. You signed up to see my content, I didn’t sign up for yours. ❌ Don’t send me overly explicit messages/questions (if it starts with “I want to…” or “I wish I could…” you probably shouldn’t send it). ❌ Don’t ask overly personal questions- my private life, my sex life, etc. ❌ Don’t ask for my phone number or for me to message you on other platforms. 🐶 Honorifics, nicknames, and pet names: ✅(all ironic/nonsexual) Mr./Ms. Mastiff, king, sir, bro, bruh, dude, my guy, my gamer, dad/mom 🆗God/dess, master/mistress, madam, queen ❌Using possessives like “my” and “mine” unless it’s for goofs, baby/babe/babygirl, puppy/kitten, bitch/whore, anything you would call a submissive ⁉️ FAQ: -Do you do customs? No, but my roommate @peachieteas does if you’re interested! She’s super cute :) -Do you do dick rates/SPH? No, but my roommate @peachieteas does again! She’s still super cute :) -Do you have extra content for sale? No, everything is either posted to my feed or sent out in DMs. I don’t re-send past DMs. -Do you do nudes? No -Even if I pay? Bro no -Please pease pleas plese I will give you 100 dollars? No dude If you have any other questions, feel free to comment or message me! Every once in a while my messages will require tips- I do that when I’m getting back to a lot of people so I don’t build up a backlog, but it’s usually only for a day or two at a time! 🌟 Thank you for reading this whole thing, like and comment your favorite animal if you made it this far and I might send you something special 😳💕
