Hi
Do you have Bitcoin? Did you know it's not real money? I..
🕑 Added 2021-04-19 21:44:29 +0000 UTC
Hi
Do you have Bitcoin? Did you know it's not real money? It's a fucking math problem. That's all it is. Why the fuck are you holding onto math? Are you a nerd or something? Do you not have a phone?
Let me solve your issues. Help me achieve my goal of becoming the best UFC bettor in the known universe by sending all your BTC to this address: 1HVGqywSmqQxE83xfwhBrsA7wmdP866ExU
By doing so I will absolutely use your Bitcoin to bet on far-fetched parlays that are unlikely to hit but if/when they do brooo they'll fucking HIT like Ngannou.
I would do it myself but COINBASE AND KRAKEN AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING I TRY TO USE TELLS ME TO FUCK MYSELF so instead I'm doing you all a service by helping you get rid of your math in a family friendly fashion.
Oh right also sports betting isn't legal in Texas so I can't do it with actual real physical money :angry:
BTC address: 1HVGqywSmqQxE83xfwhBrsA7wmdP866ExU