[Last Updated 14/08/23] Welcome! Here’s a list of everything..
🕑 Added 2020-06-05 17:16:37 +0000 UTC
[Last Updated 14/08/23] Welcome! Here’s a list of everything I offer and some more info on how I use my page. DM me if you’d like to treat yourself to something special :)
🌿 **solo custom videos and photos** 🌿
Have an idea you want to bring to life? I want to make it happen! There’s nothing I love more than receiving a raw idea, figuring out what makes YOU tick, and then going above and beyond to transform your ideas and fantasies into super hot smut. I love dirty talk, authentic orgasms, and playing everything from your sweet girlfriend to your asshole boss ;)
The following are the base price for each style of custom video I offer; you'll receive a specific quote once you tell me your idea! You can also find detailed pricing if you click 'Custom' on my clips page, linked in my bio.
5 minutes - $100
10 minutes - $150
15 minutes - $225
20 minutes - $300
Photos start at $100 for a set of 10 pics :)
🌿 **online GFE** 🌿 CURRENTLY CLOSED
Chat with me one-on-one throughout our day and get private photos just for you! Let me be your long-distance digital girlfriend~ My own interests include reading too much, tending my garden of houseplants, going on rambling tangents, making bad jokes, collecting poetry like a magpie, dancing through my cabin, and having conversations on just about anything. I have a habit of sending poetry, longform essays I'm reading, dank memes, dad jokes, or whatever I see that makes me think of you.
Be privy to both the hot debauchery and endearing banality of my day-to-day--let's get to know each other, truly! I love hearing about what you’re passionate about. You can expect banter throughout the day, good morning and good night texts, and playful and explicit photos.
After purchase you'll be sent a short survey on your likes/dislikes and I'll add you on Discord where we'll be hanging out during our time together!
weeklong GFE - $600
monthlong GFE - $2000
🌿 **deluxe cock ratings** 🌿 CURRENTLY CLOSED
$200
10-15+ minute HD 1080p video
Ever wondered how you really measure up? Want a sensual opinion from a redhead who’s as naked as she is eloquent? Settle in, make a cup of coffee. You're in for a long ride.
As an enthusiastic connoisseur of cock and the English language alike, I can let you know in no uncertain terms how you stack up against most and tell you what I’d do with it if you were here with me. One of my infamously thorough ratings includes a discussion on aesthetics, shape, size, landscaping, photography, ideal sex positions, suggestions for improvement, and my overall opinion. 100% unfiltered honesty, custom-tailored to you and your cock.
You'll message me after your purchase with 4-6 well-lit photos of your cock and any outfit preferences; and you'll receive a 10-15 minute HD video of me unpacking every single aspect of your cock.
🌿 **renewal treats and messaging** 🌿
I don't check my messages every day or always respond, because I'd rather have sore muscles from chopping wood and working out than from spending too much time on my phone and computer. If you wanna say "hi", I love getting pet pics and nature photos. Send me that parkade sunset photo you took that flopped on your story, send me that umpteenth cat pic you restrained yourself from sharing in the groupchat, send me that little flower you don't know the name of 💗
Fans who renew are my favourite humans and folks with renew marked on will often get special, unannounced bonus content and treats~
