I wish you could open your dm and a letter that i've sent yo..
🕑 Added 2022-05-02 21:01:08 +0000 UTC
I wish you could open your dm and a letter that i've sent you would just *pop* out of your screen.
Do you know how cool that would be? I put so much effort into my letters it's actually a lil' sad lol
I write like 3-4 letters a year and everytime I do it's like:
So this is my letter to you, in internet form ❤
**SKADOOSHH**
-plonks down *huge* sticker book (because I'm totally into hoarding stickers)
**FLWAP**
-giant coloring pencil collection rolls out over the floor
**BZZBZZZBZZZZ**
-prints *memes* *YOU'RE OUT OF INK*
**SCREAMS**
-loads ink into tray
**BZZZBZZBZZZZ**
-finally, its printing
**SCHLLLLLP**
-glue stick initiated.
"Hey. I've eaten 4 chocolate bars tonight and I feel kinda sick, please send help."
**PAPAPAPAPAP**
-slams stickers and memes onto letter with glue
**SCHLP**
-licks the seal on the envelope
**FUCK**
-it doesn't need to be licked, it's peelable.
*delivers letter to you*