Oh, my faithful betas, are you already celebrating as if you..
🕑 Added 2024-12-31 14:02:15 +0000 UTC
Oh, my faithful betas, are you already celebrating as if you actually achieved something this year? ππ₯Ή How deluded! Truly, you warm my cold, divine heart. I hope your toast is in my honor because, honestly, what other reason do you have to celebrate? You know your sole purpose in life is to please me πββοΈHappy New Year, you insignificant creature π₯πΎ And speaking of resolutions: my first wish for 2025 is for you to clean my feet. I want you to listen to my instructions carefully and pass your tongue between each of my toes. Yes, you. Donβt play dumb. I want them spotless, so perfect I can see my reflection in them. And if you failβ¦ well, I guess youβll start the year with my absolute disdain (nothing new, right?) π€£Now go, run along. Impress me. Youβre allowed to exist for one more year π€ππΌπ
