Happy Valentine's Day, cutie patootie!
Let's have phone sex ♡
I call you up because I've missed you so.
Our conversation quickly becomes sexual and I give you directions on how I want you to touch yourself while I play with my pussy.
Girlfriend experience/mutual masturbation/JOI. 4K.
Conspiracy Theory Thursday
Episode 23: Reptilians
Are intergalactic reptilian shapeshifters walking among us, controlling the world through positions of power & fame with an agenda for total domination?
kiss it ♡
wish this lollipop was you ♡
I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
to pin up or to pin down?
Conspiracy Theory Thursday
Episode 22: Prohibition Poisoning
In this special dronk episode, we cover the true story of that time the US government knowingly poisoned thousands of its own citizens. Bloopers included at the end!
how many licks? 🍭
the feminine urge to be a cow
freckles!
innocent?
Conspiracy Theory Thursday
Episode 21: Unabomber (Part 3)
In the final (and best) chapter of our Unabomber series, we discuss what happens after the manifesto is published as well as some wild theories about Ted (the turd) Kazcynski.
would you open your mouth wide for me?
taking a selfie of your own butt is difficult and y’all need to show your appreciation for my very hard work
Conspiracy Theory Thursday
Episode 20: Unabomber (Part 2)
In part 2 of our Unabomber series, we analyze the manifesto written by Ted Kaczynski (or as I like to call him, Ted the Turd)
licking whipped cream off my nips :3
eyes up here!
more red cheekies :3
red cheekies :3
Conspiracy Theory Thursday
Episode 19: Unabomber (Part 1)
We begin our deep dive into the life and crimes of Ted Kaczynski, a man who would later be dubbed the Unabomber by the FBI.
soaping up 🧼
more cute panties c:
do you like them?
Conspiracy Theory Thursday
Episode 18: Simpsons Predictions
Technology, politics, sports, tragedies and scandals; animated television series The Simpsons has predicted it all… Or has it?
can I put them in your face?
Happy New Year or whatever
Here’s me with cum on my face 😇
