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please stop messaging me about how you miss b/g content and ..
please stop messaging me about how you miss b/g content and want to see me get fucked. it’s not my fault i haven’t found someone worth fucking in the past 9 months (not like the ones i was fucking before that were worth it either.) it’s not my fucking fault that i was dumped 6 days before a major surgery to have my endometriosis excised and an ovarian tumor removed. if i found someone i wanted to fuck, then i would fucking fuck them. there are HUNDREDS of sex tapes on my page. find them. watch them. i’m almost positive you haven’t see...
bush peakin out 👀
bush peakin out 👀
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gapingg
soles and toes
soles and toes
got rained on, but still smiley
got rained on, but still smiley
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would you fuck me here ? its pretty loud, but we could make ..
would you fuck me here ? its pretty loud, but we could make it louder ;)
naked banjo,,, maybe not the sexiest thing youve seen on onl..
naked banjo,,, maybe not the sexiest thing youve seen on onlyfans, but maybe the only time you'll see it.
i usually don’t love when books constantly jump around in ch..
i usually don’t love when books constantly jump around in chronology, but vonnegut does it in such a funny yet tactful way that i just can’t be mad. this gave me the giggles. the narrator reveal had me kicking my feet with glee. not my favorite of his, but it’s a very high bar. his mind is so wild i never know what i’m in for when i start one of these, or even when i’m halfway through. i wish i could lend this one to my uncle who likes vonnegut, but sadly i am the only member of my family that believes in evolution. 8/10
i miss getting facials 😩
i miss getting facials 😩
happy hump day 🤎
happy hump day 🤎
what have you been reading ?
what have you been reading ?
the heart goes last by margaret atwood this one is not well ..
the heart goes last by margaret atwood this one is not well liked in the margaret atwood community, but when has popular opinion mattered in my reviews ? i loved this one. it’s fast paced, twisty, and spicy. everytime i put it down i couldn’t stop thinking about it and picked it right back up. another one of atwood’s distopions, this time with an economic emphasis. 8.5/10. all y’all atwood stans can suck my dick
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sun stripe ☀️
sun stripe ☀️
using this "rider" my friend dylan told me its called a "hum..
using this "rider" my friend dylan told me its called a "humping pad". i lost my virginity to them so i trust they know. (lex lore unlocked)
a clockwork orange by anthony burgess at first i didn’t like..
a clockwork orange by anthony burgess at first i didn’t like this one, because the violence seemed gratuitous and the author gave me “old man yells at cloud” energy. luckily with its themes of duality and free will, it grew on me. i will never be able to listen to ode to joy the same way. i like the way the nadsat distances you from the violence a bit. 7/10
happy hump day 🐫
happy hump day 🐫
happy halloween and happy book review tuesday soichi by jun..
happy halloween and happy book review tuesday soichi by junji ito usually my favorite part of junji ito works are the illustrations, but this time the drawings weren’t as fun or spooky. the stories were the better part imo. i’ve read some of the soichi stories before, but having them collected together is really cool. not as scary as i usually like them to be, but fun. 6 /10 for junji ito, but 7.5/10 relative to all books. makes me kinda sad to say, because he usually makes bangers
check ur dms for this videoooo i went to a party in this wit..
check ur dms for this videoooo i went to a party in this with a bunch of ex mormons lol. how was urs ?
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blooper. oops
blooper. oops
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lingerie try on haul and toy unboxing and trying them out ! ..
lingerie try on haul and toy unboxing and trying them out ! (this one went up on ph already bc of my contract deadline but i wanted you guys to have it on here too. brand new video next friday)
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hopefully you’re not sick of my boobs yet because here’s 3 m..
hopefully you’re not sick of my boobs yet because here’s 3 more pics of them
gonna take the week off of book reviews because i got so beh..
gonna take the week off of book reviews because i got so behind since bl00d meridian took me forever bc it was icky. thanks for letting me.
