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Imagine taking this to the face 😏
Imagine taking this to the face 😏
Get a load of this 💨
Get a load of this 💨
Would you get in and sniff this seat after I was done with i..
Would you get in and sniff this seat after I was done with it? 😈
Morning 🍑 😏
Morning 🍑 😏
I’d literally gas you out tonight 🍑💨
I’d literally gas you out tonight 🍑💨
Friday night on the sofa with your head in my lap 😏
Friday night on the sofa with your head in my lap 😏
Drop to your knees and inhale 😈
Drop to your knees and inhale 😈
Lay down. Look up. This is happening...
Lay down. Look up. This is happening...
Inhale it all 😏
Inhale it all 😏
One scoop of protein and you’re in heaven 🍑💨
One scoop of protein and you’re in heaven 🍑💨
Give me your face 😈
Give me your face 😈
Destroying the car seat again 😈
Destroying the car seat again 😈
Getting ready for the gym. This is for you 😏
Getting ready for the gym. This is for you 😏
Yep. That happened.
Yep. That happened.
Scenario... you’re laid next to me. I tell you I’m gonna blo..
Scenario... you’re laid next to me. I tell you I’m gonna blow... would you lean forward, put your head down and just whiff it up? 😜
Putting you exactly where you belong. Under my ass in that d..
Putting you exactly where you belong. Under my ass in that danger zone ⚠️ 😈
Come and grab a handful 🍑... and a mouthful 😏
Come and grab a handful 🍑... and a mouthful 😏
Farts. Burps. Yeah, that’s me. Get sniffing 😈
Farts. Burps. Yeah, that’s me. Get sniffing 😈
Get some 🔥
Get some 🔥
Happy Hump Day. This one is just getting started 🍑💨
Happy Hump Day. This one is just getting started 🍑💨
Sweet dreams 😈
Sweet dreams 😈
Yep 😏
Yep 😏
Suck up my ass gas 🍑💨
Suck up my ass gas 🍑💨
If you were my gym buddy and we’d gone together this morning..
If you were my gym buddy and we’d gone together this morning, this is what you’d have to endure before we’d even left the carpark. Sniff it up 😏
This is how I’m starting September... Wait for it 😈
This is how I’m starting September... Wait for it 😈
Fall asleep here 😏
Fall asleep here 😏
Gym done = protein farts right in your face. Kneel down and ..
Gym done = protein farts right in your face. Kneel down and open wide 😈
Arriving at the gym means my ass is gonna go off in there. P..
Arriving at the gym means my ass is gonna go off in there. Pray for them... I will have no mercy 😈
I’d hold the back of your head, press you in and not let you..
I’d hold the back of your head, press you in and not let you move away 😈
Puker up, suck it up 💨
Puker up, suck it up 💨
