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On a completely irrelevant note: the first IT was so great, ..
On a completely irrelevant note: the first IT was so great, I’m watching it again. Second one not so much. I fucking hate clowns. So why do I love this guy as much as I do when Tim Curry played him. If not even more so. What a wonderful creep. He rly made that shit his and owned that clown role in the 1st one. Scared me horney. For clowns? Witch means some of you might have a chance after all. 🤣🤷🏻♀️ BURN. Lol.
First there was, George Clooney (the other butt cheek.) Then..
First there was, George Clooney (the other butt cheek.) Then a zit inside my nose I named John Cena, because you couldn’t fully see it. My nose just kept growing until I looked like a clown, then I finally went to the er. AND NOW I WELCOME TO MY OTHER BUTT CHEEK! Bill Cosby. The proof is in the pudding. 🤷🏻♀️👍🏻🦭👹🫡
I was kicking it on my other- other favorite toy-let. (Not l..
I was kicking it on my other- other favorite toy-let. (Not loboy.) lol. I know how to spell as well, this bitch is just restricting. Sorry if I make no sense, you’ll get it eventually. Lol.
And it wiped my favorites 😑. Wtf.
And it wiped my favorites 😑. Wtf.
Eryday
Eryday
Plan of attack by way of ceiling. Another fun way to weed th..
Plan of attack by way of ceiling. Another fun way to weed the weak from the strong. Lol. Because no more mr nice shittney.
Is anyone else’s shit straight clearing really important lis..
Is anyone else’s shit straight clearing really important lists On their stuff? It’ll black out, reload, then magically my whole list of 500-1000 ppl is just gone. Rly grinds my gears.
Awe I should do that date w a fan shit. It’s the only way I’..
Awe I should do that date w a fan shit. It’s the only way I’m ever going to go on one. 🤣
Got a hot date w myself. Lol.
Got a hot date w myself. Lol.
I just want to point out the new label, May I present to y..
I just want to point out the new label, May I present to you, CUNT SAMMICH CHRONICLES. Get your 5 min of fame today. 🤣🤣🤣.
I rly don’t tolerate the raging creepy half ass/ or full ass..
I rly don’t tolerate the raging creepy half ass/ or full ass stalking psycho thing. Since I’ll obviously never know until it’s too late, and me being a gas station attendant, as we have covered, doesn’t rly help my odds. But not initially the part of the psycho that I find sexy or attractive. Infact its the least. A good psycho gives at least a little space, but idk wtf it is w me and this dumb shit that ppl seem to get off on. As if it’s gonna change your social status as a random avatar. I know and understand that in your group o...
Can’t even hold up that cheek though lmao
Can’t even hold up that cheek though lmao
Typically, I prefer to go by ppls moon, but we will keep my ..
Typically, I prefer to go by ppls moon, but we will keep my dumb shit simple. So give up ya sun sign 🤷🏻♀️. Again lol. Because I am bringing it back, as well as starting it over. You may begin. I identify as a toaster that wants thrown into a bathtub, so none of this applies to me. Ever. 1,2,3 GO! 🫡
That moon got me like.
That moon got me like.
They may say make lemonade But it's hard when your boss Wou..
They may say make lemonade But it's hard when your boss Wouldn't p1ss on the flames that engulf you Let alone give a nickel in change For your grave when the job's through
Lemon parade 🎶🎵
Lemon parade 🎶🎵
I made a couple dem 4k Purdies doh, just have to edit.
I made a couple dem 4k Purdies doh, just have to edit.
If you ever think I lose track of my money, I don’t. But wh..
If you ever think I lose track of my money, I don’t. But whatever to get over on someone right?
Lol fml. Dr. Shittney.
Lol fml. Dr. Shittney.
She mad. But she give you dad at the barbecue skills while r..
She mad. But she give you dad at the barbecue skills while running a store because dumb hoe. 🤷🏻♀️ I rly fucking hate that kid.
🤷🏻♀️😒
🤷🏻♀️😒
Shortest shoot of my life.
Shortest shoot of my life.
The coldest cooler in Manchester bested me lol
The coldest cooler in Manchester bested me lol
Brought my camera set up’s, super glue to fix them, lighting..
Brought my camera set up’s, super glue to fix them, lighting… Didn’t grab anything to wear 😐
I hit 100 renew on. Let us celebrate.
I hit 100 renew on. Let us celebrate.
Golgotha tenement, city of sores Give me your tired and your..
Golgotha tenement, city of sores Give me your tired and your wicked Give me your dollar whores Down on the boulevard The children are sold To pave the way For your streets of gold, streets of gold No more
