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## I went food shopping today and the cucumbers reminded me ..
## I went food shopping today and the cucumbers reminded me of something of yours 😉🙈
## I just want to be fucked everywhere tbh… are you the man ..
## I just want to be fucked everywhere tbh… are you the man for the job?
## Spending my NYE with my dogs 🐶 Ready for a fresh start to..
## Spending my NYE with my dogs 🐶 Ready for a fresh start tomorrow 🌈 Stay safe to everyone celebrating tonight 🥰
## I wanna ride the new year in, can I hop on your cock?
## I wanna ride the new year in, can I hop on your cock?
## I’ve made a list of all my new year resolution’s to-do li..
## I’ve made a list of all my new year resolution’s to-do list, you are at the top of that list 😏
## I want to see your balls drop this New Year 😏 and bounce…..
## I want to see your balls drop this New Year 😏 and bounce… off my ass 🤭💦
## Here’s to a year of making naughty decisions, my first th..
## Here’s to a year of making naughty decisions, my first thing to do is… well, you.. 😙
## Let’s bring the new year inside of me? 👅
## Let’s bring the new year inside of me? 👅
## I'm sorry I missed you yesterday! 💖 I'm back and would lo..
## I'm sorry I missed you yesterday! 💖 I'm back and would love some company 😘
## Can I pop your cork at midnight NYE? 🍆🤭💦💦
## Can I pop your cork at midnight NYE? 🍆🤭💦💦
## Let’s start the new year with a bang? And I don’t mean th..
## Let’s start the new year with a bang? And I don’t mean the fireworks… 👀
## Here’s to giving less fucks… and fucking more 😏 What's yo..
## Here’s to giving less fucks… and fucking more 😏 What's your New Year plan? 😘
## My New Years resolution is to work out more, why don’t we..
## My New Years resolution is to work out more, why don’t we work out tonight in bed? 😏
## I heard that your New Years Resolution was to get lucky… ..
## I heard that your New Years Resolution was to get lucky… well, you’re going to get lucky tonight 👀🤭
## Let’s make our own fireworks this New Years? 🔥
## Let’s make our own fireworks this New Years? 🔥
## How naughty do I have to be to get you to tip me?🤪🥰😏🎄
## How naughty do I have to be to get you to tip me?🤪🥰😏🎄
## Let’s play for christmas and make it a good year 🥰🎁🤪
## Let’s play for christmas and make it a good year 🥰🎁🤪
## Dear santa…. I can explain 😈🎄🎅🏼
## Dear santa…. I can explain 😈🎄🎅🏼
## Don’t let Thursday be the hardest thing today… 🍆👀
## Don’t let Thursday be the hardest thing today… 🍆👀
## My one wish for christmas is that we cum together 🥺🎄
## My one wish for christmas is that we cum together 🥺🎄
## Have you got a BIG xmas present in those pants for me ? 👅..
## Have you got a BIG xmas present in those pants for me ? 👅💝
## Can I ride your reindeer? 🤫
## Can I ride your reindeer? 🤫
## Naughty or nice you are always on my to-do list 🍆
## Naughty or nice you are always on my to-do list 🍆
## I’d like to lick your candy cane stick, let’s be naughty ..
## I’d like to lick your candy cane stick, let’s be naughty tonight and save Santa a trip 😈
## Seems like santas not coming, will you cum with me instea..
## Seems like santas not coming, will you cum with me instead? 😜
## We are like hot chocolate with floating marshmallows, you..
## We are like hot chocolate with floating marshmallows, you’re hot and sweet.. I just want to sit on top of you 😍
## I must have a fever, because you are giving me chills ❄️
## I must have a fever, because you are giving me chills ❄️
## You must be a snowball because you’ll definitely melt in ..
## You must be a snowball because you’ll definitely melt in my hands, and mouth 😏
