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If you follow me on IG, this is what I wore to that influenc..
If you follow me on IG, this is what I wore to that influencer event I got denied from. At least I look cute
My friend was talking to me and said "I told a guy on my fir..
My friend was talking to me and said "I told a guy on my first date that I don't wear deodorant." I said why does that feel like a line from the movie, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days?
protecting that face....
protecting that face....
I finally met another curly-haired redhead comedian. It made..
I finally met another curly-haired redhead comedian. It made me feel so less unique, now I know what it’s like to be a white guy in comedy.
guess the joke?
guess the joke?
my therapist didn't like my hat
my therapist didn't like my hat
Standup comedy is my only drug.
Standup comedy is my only drug.
Growing up I was very close to my Jamaican nanny, we even go..
Growing up I was very close to my Jamaican nanny, we even got braces at the same time. She got green, black and yellow and I got blue and white, for my Bat Mitzvah.
Weekly topics, testing my mom on inflation prices, why I'll ..
Weekly topics, testing my mom on inflation prices, why I'll never go to another influencer event, and does acupuncture really work?
Since I went to a learning disabled school and someone asked..
Since I went to a learning disabled school and someone asked me to watch Forest Gump I go no sorry that's too close to home.
How I got banned from an influencer event.....
How I got banned from an influencer event.....
Bored in an escape room.
Bored in an escape room.
should I have booked this audition?
should I have booked this audition?
morning hair
morning hair
I once went out with this guy and he said guess what my dog ..
I once went out with this guy and he said guess what my dog is then the dark barked at an African American man walking by. He said sorry my dog is a little racist and I said oh so he's Italian?
finally getting that tan
finally getting that tan
guess the actress I was trying to impersonate?
guess the actress I was trying to impersonate?
my friend says wants to watch Forrest Gump, I told her I wen..
my friend says wants to watch Forrest Gump, I told her I went to a learning-disabled school, so no that’s too close to home
I used to get turned on seeing guys with tattoos but now I g..
I used to get turned on seeing guys with tattoos but now I get turned on seeing guys that have a working website
Which Disney character am I portraying?
Which Disney character am I portraying?
May 20th is my birthday! Trying to take a day off of work.
May 20th is my birthday! Trying to take a day off of work.
My friend tells me how cats have different colored paws and ..
My friend tells me how cats have different colored paws and she goes my cat's paws are purple it’s a special bread I go "oh is he queer?" I didn’t say it positively either. I sounded like I was a family member at dinner discussing my nephew coming out as gay. "He's Qqqqqueer."
I do online videos for brands and sometimes you get strange ..
I do online videos for brands and sometimes you get strange requests. Like the Jewish Museum reached out to me. I’m negotiating back and forth and at one point there being kind of cheap. I asked for more money! I felt bad but also isn’t this what my people would wanted?
another audition I didn't book. I would have made 4k on this..
another audition I didn't book. I would have made 4k on this one :(
When to Vegas and didn't get into any nightclub
When to Vegas and didn't get into any nightclub
I was at a show and this Asian guy in the front row was laug..
I was at a show and this Asian guy in the front row was laughing really hard at my dyslexic jokes so I asked how do you say dyslexic in Chinese he took a second and then looked at me and said stupid?
I'll know if you want me to go back to straight hair if you ..
I'll know if you want me to go back to straight hair if you leave a tip
How do you say in french? j'aimerais un conseil
How do you say in french? j'aimerais un conseil
