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Morning - ugh, think it’s time to shake myself awake.
Morning - ugh, think it’s time to shake myself awake.
Just wondering now I’ve got a few followers if I should just..
Just wondering now I’ve got a few followers if I should just take my boxers off.
Thought it was time for some throw back pics - gnome evoluti..
Thought it was time for some throw back pics - gnome evolution if you will.
Would be nice to wake up energised
Would be nice to wake up energised
New shirt day - all covered in kisses. It is something I des..
New shirt day - all covered in kisses. It is something I deserve.
Now I can see properly
Now I can see properly
I’ve had this towel for years now.
I’ve had this towel for years now.
It’s a whisky on a Monday night kind of night.
It’s a whisky on a Monday night kind of night.
I enjoy mufty days at work - I just have to remember to clos..
I enjoy mufty days at work - I just have to remember to close my legs.
It has suddenly turned to summer and I’m not a fan. It’s far..
It has suddenly turned to summer and I’m not a fan. It’s far too warm for ginger men.
It’s one of those weekends when I find myself in my childhoo..
It’s one of those weekends when I find myself in my childhood bedrooms
This time last year I was cooling down with a calipo on the ..
This time last year I was cooling down with a calipo on the beach. Hopefully it will get warmer soon.
You can tell it’s a special day, I’ve had a shower.
You can tell it’s a special day, I’ve had a shower.
They say the eyes are the window to your soul. Feel free to ..
They say the eyes are the window to your soul. Feel free to gaze into my eyes and try and decipher my soul.
Cream Rather embarrassed you asked if I could drive you to ..
Cream Rather embarrassed you asked if I could drive you to the big supermarket. That’s always going to be a yes, not because I enjoy supermarkets, it’s just the mischief that I particularly enjoy. Saying inappropriate things in a loud voice. Filling a grannies cart with play lube. That sort of thing. It was fun getting close in the frozen aisle. Deliberately making your nipples protrude though your t-shirt. I was in full distraction mode. After the fun of shopping, my hand on your waist as you paid. Almost dipping down the front of your j...
Time to chill
Time to chill
Painting is such hot work
Painting is such hot work
When you start work at 7am what do you get up to?
When you start work at 7am what do you get up to?
Are you ready for the morning?
Are you ready for the morning?
Bow tie and Viking beard beads. Basically I’m ready for anyt..
Bow tie and Viking beard beads. Basically I’m ready for anything!
Tuesday - it’s like Monday but closer to Wednesday.
Tuesday - it’s like Monday but closer to Wednesday.
Picnic Packing up the plates and packets the sun danced on ..
Picnic Packing up the plates and packets the sun danced on their faces. With everything packed away they lay on the green. Fortunately there were not many people around, and they were obscured. We began kissing. Our tongues exploring each other’s mouths. What you wasn’t expecting was my hands to run inside your top. The touch of my soft slender fingers on your skin sending shivers up your spine and a smile to your face. As my tongue explored your mouth my hands reached the side of your breasts. The slightest touch sending charges of elec...
After a busy day it’s nice to relax in bed.
After a busy day it’s nice to relax in bed.
My neighbours decided to have a BBQ but I wasn’t invited. So..
My neighbours decided to have a BBQ but I wasn’t invited. So I thought I’d make my own entertainment. Here’s a few, more had been taken and may make an appearance later.
If any of you sexy followers have any recommendations on who..
If any of you sexy followers have any recommendations on who to follow then please do let me know.
Throwback Thursday - an outside pic from times gone by. No b..
Throwback Thursday - an outside pic from times gone by. No big beard, only minor tattoos and well placed wood. I’ve been a naked gnome for a few years now.
I thought I was the only one that took cheeky office pics an..
I thought I was the only one that took cheeky office pics and then I saw the fabulous @sexypinupfitness pics. So thought I’d post this. Haven’t managed to tempt inappropriate fun as yet.
Happy hump day all
Happy hump day all
I haven’t posted in a while but I’m still here.
I haven’t posted in a while but I’m still here.
Bath time for gnomes
Bath time for gnomes
