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Parenting is just repeatedly answering 'Why?' until your chi..
Parenting is just repeatedly answering 'Why?' until your chil loses interest or you run out of knowledge. 😂
There’s no better feeling than finding the perfect cozy hood..
There’s no better feeling than finding the perfect cozy hoodie and wearing it nonstop for the next month. 🥰
Everything you want and more… if you’re lucky. 😈
Everything you want and more… if you’re lucky. 😈
Looking hot, feeling hotter. 🔥
Looking hot, feeling hotter. 🔥
Some people meditate, I reorganize my entire house at 10 PM ..
Some people meditate, I reorganize my entire house at 10 PM because I suddenly decided it has to be done now.
Why do I have a to-do list if I’m just going to ignore it an..
Why do I have a to-do list if I’m just going to ignore it and wing it every day? 😅
Maybe you’ll fall for me… maybe you won’t. But I’ll enjoy th..
Maybe you’ll fall for me… maybe you won’t. But I’ll enjoy the ride. 😉
Adulthood is realizing that staying in, ordering food, and w..
Adulthood is realizing that staying in, ordering food, and watching TV is actually the perfect night.
Nothing prepares you for the level of betrayal when your kid..
Nothing prepares you for the level of betrayal when your kiddo asks for a snack right after you just sat down. 🙃
If you think I’m tempting now, wait until you see more. 👀
If you think I’m tempting now, wait until you see more. 👀
The best part of hiking? The snacks at the top. And the excu..
The best part of hiking? The snacks at the top. And the excuse to not check my phon for a few hours.
That feeling when you finish a DIY project and it actually t..
That feeling when you finish a DIY project and it actually turns out decent. I’m basically an interior designer now.
If you think I’m tempting now, wait until you see more. 👀
If you think I’m tempting now, wait until you see more. 👀
Every time I clean the house, I swear it lasts maybe 15 minu..
Every time I clean the house, I swear it lasts maybe 15 minutes before chaos returns. Why do I even try? 😂
Told myself I’d go to bed early... and now it’s 1 AM and I’m..
Told myself I’d go to bed early... and now it’s 1 AM and I’m deep into a Netflix binge. No regrets. 😅
Why stop at ‘like’ when you could have me? 😘
Why stop at ‘like’ when you could have me? 😘
Serving looks that should come with a warning label. 😏
Serving looks that should come with a warning label. 😏
That moment when you finish a DIY project and it actually tu..
That moment when you finish a DIY project and it actually turns out better than expected. Who needs Pinterest perfection? 😂👀
Can you handle this level of temptation? 🔥
Can you handle this level of temptation? 🔥
Adulting is realizing the best days are the ones where you g..
Adulting is realizing the best days are the ones where you get to cross everything off your to-do list AND have time to chill. ✨✅
If nostalgia could be bottled, it would smell like Blockbust..
If nostalgia could be bottled, it would smell like Blockbuster, popcorn, and TRL. 📼🍿
Don’t just double-tap… say what’s on your mind. 😉
Don’t just double-tap… say what’s on your mind. 😉
Is it just me, or are TV show finales either mind-blowing or..
Is it just me, or are TV show finales either mind-blowing or completely infuriating? There’s no in-between.
The best therapy: a walk in the woods with just your thought..
The best therapy: a walk in the woods with just your thoughts and a killer playlist.
Caution: Addictive content ahead. 😏
Caution: Addictive content ahead. 😏
This smile has a story. Care to write the next chapter? 💋
This smile has a story. Care to write the next chapter? 💋
Pro tip: A cup of coffee in hand makes every morning meetin ..
Pro tip: A cup of coffee in hand makes every morning meetin slightly more bearable.
Feeding your imagination, one post at a time. 🍑
Feeding your imagination, one post at a time. 🍑
Can you keep a secret? I’ve got something just for you… 💋😉
Can you keep a secret? I’ve got something just for you… 💋😉
A messy house means happy kids. I’ll take the chaos over per..
A messy house means happy kids. I’ll take the chaos over perfection any day. 🏡💕
