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mrs.claus could never
mrs.claus could never
big plans tn
big plans tn
bit my lip eating a festive cupcake at a Xmas party so Xmas ..
bit my lip eating a festive cupcake at a Xmas party so Xmas is canceled again. bakeries are canceled. taking down my Xmas tree. It’s done. It’s over. Returning all the presents. Canceling plane tickets. not overreacting. 100% not going to change my mind on this.
these are getting outta hand lolol FIVETEEN MINUTES!? i do..
these are getting outta hand lolol FIVETEEN MINUTES!? i don’t even take my sweatshirt off for 8 mins or mention how I’m not wearing panties the entire time. We’ve gone full wife experience now. FULL WIFE. Topics covered - goblin mode - passport renewal photos - grinch mode but make it Christmas? - is anyone having fun? - ARE YOU HAVING A NICE TIME? 😂 most importantly, IYO how many baked goods can you buy before lying about your “big party later”??? 🫣 ❤️❤️❤️
night before thanksgiving outside ur high school crush’s hou..
night before thanksgiving outside ur high school crush’s house like ayeeee…🫣
monday vibe 🧽
monday vibe 🧽
🍂🍃PLANT CARE EPISODE… 6?🍃🍂 hot topics: Plants that look fi..
🍂🍃PLANT CARE EPISODE… 6?🍃🍂 hot topics: Plants that look fine ARE NOT FINE (are kinda fine) Odd gifts Time change resolutions ? Secrets Saturdays Sitters Seventh(?) trimester …Spirals The whole thing is a spiral tbh. I’m ur gf. would get a therapist but they’d probably make me wear pants so here we are Finished the pull out after the video (pictured). Not bad. 🌱🌱🌱
Every time I try to clean the house it somehow ends up…dirti..
Every time I try to clean the house it somehow ends up…dirtier? 🤭
when i see a mall santa… 🎅🏽🥵
when i see a mall santa… 🎅🏽🥵
K real question..should i join a gym where i can flirt or st..
K real question..should i join a gym where i can flirt or stay in here?
happy halloweeeeen 🎃 mom’s version of a good time⚡️⚡️⚡️ (Af..
happy halloweeeeen 🎃 mom’s version of a good time⚡️⚡️⚡️ (After i ate half their candy, duh) show me your costume or…don’t 😇 🧡🧡🧡
back causin trouble with my baybeeee @lanileenyc 😛 Wanna do..
back causin trouble with my baybeeee @lanileenyc 😛 Wanna do some California dreamin w you ☁️☁️
she’s back in the mood
she’s back in the mood
pov we just worked out for 5 mins n now we gonna snuggle on ..
pov we just worked out for 5 mins n now we gonna snuggle on the balcony 😇😛
i can’t believe it’s been a year 🥹
i can’t believe it’s been a year 🥹
yaoooo, just checking in from a bathroom in south carolina. ..
yaoooo, just checking in from a bathroom in south carolina. Footloose n kid free. Taking some time to reflect on all kinds of things and ketchup with some of you here. 🫣 Been getting some inquiries on when I’m doing more proper shoots n i think I’m ready to come clean on why I’ve been dragging my feet on it… It’s the tits guys. The boooobs. I mean the whole thing but mainly the boobs. For the last 18 months my body felt like a full on costume. First growing and stretching into a cool pregnant S then a postpartum spewing mess of a...
bad lighting, worse content jk it’s just me drinking and o..
bad lighting, worse content jk it’s just me drinking and only fans confessional-ing. Like church only I’m dressed in skimpy pajamas with no underwear talking to faceless figures through a digital wall (so…yeah exactly like church!) glory hole confessional? hehe missed yew. 🦋📿💦🕳
a lot to unpack at this week’s watering…🌱
a lot to unpack at this week’s watering…🌱
new favorite vibrator lol 😇
new favorite vibrator lol 😇
super sry ‘bout the heat wave 😇
super sry ‘bout the heat wave 😇
40 weeks in, 40 weeks out 🥺 So nostalgic which is NOT what ..
40 weeks in, 40 weeks out 🥺 So nostalgic which is NOT what you wanna be when you already have 3 lol 🙈 This summer break has been like every summer break with kids so far. Wildly unpredictable. Sitters falling out left and right (literally one with an unwalkable sprain from chasing a kid in a four wheeler down our driveway 🤦🏻♀️) Illness after illness. Just a mess. Diabolical really. But fuck i love it (not the no help thing- SEND HELP) but mostly if it’s not chaos I don’t want it. Call it Stockholm Syndrome. Plants disag...
steve irwin who? jk tho long live the king 🐊
steve irwin who? jk tho long live the king 🐊
pretending I’m the gen Z babysitter for a single dad is my f..
pretending I’m the gen Z babysitter for a single dad is my favorite cosplay 😛😛😏
year ago today 🥵
year ago today 🥵
ok ok I’m back, what’d i miss?
ok ok I’m back, what’d i miss?
full moon tn 🌝
full moon tn 🌝
not as saucy as a 10pm watering but these fliessssss mannnn...
not as saucy as a 10pm watering but these fliessssss mannnn. Briefly considered a morning mega pint but kinda need all my faculties to best enjoy that SNAP 🤫😇 Today we got… Nev ruining everything VR Segs (?) Wrinkle-free beds Ur mom (my mom) Girls traaaap Flies on death row (trigger warning!) Send me ur beds. Ily ♥️
much better
much better
sunday night vibe
sunday night vibe
