smadaadnama posts
Posts: 1194
Files: 1234
Did you know? The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation trav..
Did you know? The initial spurt of a man’s ejaculation travels at approx 45 kilometres per hour which is faster than the 100 meters dash world record.
I’m ready babe, how about you?
I’m ready babe, how about you?
Just another catch of the day.
Just another catch of the day.
If you think I'm good in the bedroom, you should see me in t..
If you think I'm good in the bedroom, you should see me in the kitchen. I don't cook, but I perform there too.
At the point of orgasm, both men and women tend to have a he..
At the point of orgasm, both men and women tend to have a heart rate of approximately 140
Happy Titty Tues.
Happy Titty Tues.
You look like a trustworthy worker. I’ve an opening you can ..
You look like a trustworthy worker. I’ve an opening you can fill.
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
These legs were made for wrapping around you. So tight, olay..
These legs were made for wrapping around you. So tight, olay everynight!
You gonna jerk off to me now?
You gonna jerk off to me now?
Did you have a bad day? You can touch my GILF BOD if it’ll m..
Did you have a bad day? You can touch my GILF BOD if it’ll make it better.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach a..
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason..
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but n..
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dr..
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body star..
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself o..
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully..
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all..
A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all time..
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times..
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need.
These arms were made for squeezing you tight, Everyday, olay..
These arms were made for squeezing you tight, Everyday, olay everynight!
These legs need to be over your shoulders and wrapped around..
These legs need to be over your shoulders and wrapped around your head now.
These lips are made for Kissing. And that's gonna be what yo..
These lips are made for Kissing. And that's gonna be what you do!!!
When I tie up my hair......
When I tie up my hair......
These tits are made for sucking, so that's just what I expec..
These tits are made for sucking, so that's just what I expect you to do.
Happy Titty Tues.
Happy Titty Tues.
Gave my workout a good crack.
Gave my workout a good crack.
Hello, is it me you're looking for? 🎹🎵🎼
Hello, is it me you're looking for? 🎹🎵🎼
Good Morning Sunshine.
Good Morning Sunshine.
