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just came home from a spontaneous road trip to watch a show ..
just came home from a spontaneous road trip to watch a show at The Comedy Store — making it a goal to just perform at at least one open mic in my lifetime 🥹
does anyone else get random urges to just hurl/catapult thin..
does anyone else get random urges to just hurl/catapult things?? or is that just me?? what I’d give to catapult a big ass pumpkin or lop a cast iron skillet right now 🫠 (ft. my lil double chin 🤷🏻♀️)
going to continue my “nap” now 🙈🥴
going to continue my “nap” now 🙈🥴
Please indulge me by sharing some of the things you nerd out..
Please indulge me by sharing some of the things you nerd out about lol 😩
ft. one of the loves of my life (-,:
ft. one of the loves of my life (-,:
looking for some bowling leagues to join - just wanting to t..
looking for some bowling leagues to join - just wanting to toss a few balls (lol @ me and my grandma energy 🤷🏻♀️😚)
maybe you can help me steam my clothes? 🥵🙈
maybe you can help me steam my clothes? 🥵🙈
is this me switching it up a lil on here?? 🙈¯\_(ツ)_/¯
is this me switching it up a lil on here?? 🙈¯\_(ツ)_/¯
realized that if I sleep in my underwear, i save a few minut..
realized that if I sleep in my underwear, i save a few minutes in my morning routine from changing out of my pjs 🙈 yay for efficiency!! 🥵
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How many days of abstinence does it take to become a born ag..
How many days of abstinence does it take to become a born again virgin?? — Asking for a friend 🤔 lol I feel like I’m going straight to Catholic hell (honorable mention to my religious guilt lmao) so hoping I will see some of you (esp. my fellow TNTT friends) there 😂
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guess who was crying in the club [Costco] while waiting in l..
guess who was crying in the club [Costco] while waiting in line for samples today?! me!! thought about all of the support and sweetest msgs I’ve received on here and then I started crying lmao so I really appreciate all of the luv and words of affirmation 🥴🤢 (ok I am done being soft - ugh gross, I know, will resume back to normal programming soon 😂)
if hearing my voice/learning more about my personality ruins..
if hearing my voice/learning more about my personality ruins the fantasy for you, pls ignore these videos lol 😅 but here is an update from your friendly neighborhood onlyfans girl who is incredibly awkward 99% of the time 🥴
ya girl has been a little too “ham chơi” lately 🥴 started a..
ya girl has been a little too “ham chơi” lately 🥴 started acquiring a taste for patron over red wine this past weekend 😇
pictures from last night’s wedding after someone spilled a d..
pictures from last night’s wedding after someone spilled a drink on me, but before my Asian glow really set in after taking full advantage of the open bar and participating in one too many shot o’clocks despite having an early flight today 🥴 l o l pls invite me as ur wedding +1 - not only will I be a good time, but I will attempt to take all of the dinner rolls home 😂
did I tell you all that I have mommy issues too? 😂 any who, ..
did I tell you all that I have mommy issues too? 😂 any who, stay tuned for strip tease content in the near future hehehe 🥰
traded in my hot cheetos for a bag of lettuce 😇 also tysm f..
traded in my hot cheetos for a bag of lettuce 😇 also tysm for being here for the random and daily-ish slice of life updates, you guys literally make my heart so heppi (especially when you share your life updates and stories w/ me 🥺💕) — hoping that you all are getting fulfilling sexting sessions lmao and enjoyable content on this platform from everyone that you’re subscribed too!! ☺️
bitches get horny as hell looking @ new ikea furniture to bu..
bitches get horny as hell looking @ new ikea furniture to buy it’s me, i am bitches 🥺
found out that if I go too many days without sleeping right,..
found out that if I go too many days without sleeping right, I start wanting to kiss girls 🥺🤷🏻♀️
excited to spend time at the library today hehe!! 😚
excited to spend time at the library today hehe!! 😚
have you ever seen a Vietnamese girl cry while eating a banh..
have you ever seen a Vietnamese girl cry while eating a banh mi? Well now you have - bby gorl (me) is a big cry baby. 🥲 going back into rave retirement so I have more time for rock concerts, theatre productions, and symphonies. ☺️
pls grab my butt and feed me 🥺
pls grab my butt and feed me 🥺
when you want to show your butt jiggle but also need to crop..
when you want to show your butt jiggle but also need to crop people’s faces out 😅 (but also warning, the sound is really loud lol whoops)
let’s talk about edging 🥵 - as in, I’ve been edging my phone..
let’s talk about edging 🥵 - as in, I’ve been edging my phone storage capacity (currently at 17,000+ photos/videos) and am just hoping that it won’t give out on me 😩
just got back from ikea w/ another table and about to turn m..
just got back from ikea w/ another table and about to turn my room into a computer lab 🥴
Fell asleep with hot cheeto stains on my fingers yet again 🥵..
Fell asleep with hot cheeto stains on my fingers yet again 🥵 (i recharge after work by laying in bed, listening to podcasts, and eating chips 🥺)
oh i’ve been a very bad girl 🥺 — i’ve been using qtips in my..
oh i’ve been a very bad girl 🥺 — i’ve been using qtips in my ear holes even when doctors strongly advise against it 🥵💦😂
finally made it home after visiting my hometown/parents, and..
finally made it home after visiting my hometown/parents, and excited to catch up with everyone on here!! (-:
one of my fav things to do is drive around neighborhoods and..
one of my fav things to do is drive around neighborhoods and look at houses 🥺 also!! lil me felt v big and powerful driving around my step dad’s 4 runner today (-:
