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What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
Let me take your stress away 😋 DM me if you’re online
Let me take your stress away 😋 DM me if you’re online
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhaus..
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player? ⚾️ They're both likely to fall asleep between plates
Are you a time traveler? ‘Cuz I see you in my future. ⏳🔮😍
Are you a time traveler? ‘Cuz I see you in my future. ⏳🔮😍
Are you an alien? Because you just abduucted my heart. 👽
Are you an alien? Because you just abduucted my heart. 👽
Time fades; only our connection remains. ⌛🔥
Time fades; only our connection remains. ⌛🔥
Can I be your Thanksgiving gratitude dance partner? 💃🍂 Let's..
Can I be your Thanksgiving gratitude dance partner? 💃🍂 Let's twirl together in appreciation of our love. 💕🌟
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The mor..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The more you play with it, the harder it gets
If you're inspired, show it with a tip! 💡👍
If you're inspired, show it with a tip! 💡👍
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? 🍽️🍰😉
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? 🍽️🍰😉
Intertwine with me in a dance of bliss. 🏰💃
Intertwine with me in a dance of bliss. 🏰💃
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🐻 A be..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🐻 A beaver dam
If this made you feel inspired, show it with a like! 💡👍
If this made you feel inspired, show it with a like! 💡👍
Peel back the layers of your cravings with me. 🍎🔥
Peel back the layers of your cravings with me. 🍎🔥
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
Just popping by to say Hi! You should pop by your DMs 😘
Just popping by to say Hi! You should pop by your DMs 😘
Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach..
Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach right now are quite untamed. 🦋😅
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆 "Is it in?"
Just laying here waiting for you to check your messages 😘
Just laying here waiting for you to check your messages 😘
I had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I..
I had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I laid eyes on you. 😅😍
Together, we'll reach the peak of ecstasy. 🎶💋
Together, we'll reach the peak of ecstasy. 🎶💋
Tap that thumbs up if you're ready to embrace new adventures..
Tap that thumbs up if you're ready to embrace new adventures! 👍🌟
☀️😍 Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always..
☀️😍 Quick question: Are you sunburned or are you just always this hot? 🔥💋
I'll navigate your desires with tantalizing touch. 💫🔎
I'll navigate your desires with tantalizing touch. 💫🔎
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? 🍒 They ..
What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? 🍒 They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out.
Let only 🎈 stand between us.
Let only 🎈 stand between us.
Lose yourself in our intimate abyss. ⏳💦
Lose yourself in our intimate abyss. ⏳💦
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in another box
It turns me on knowing your watching me 👀😈 if you wanna be t..
It turns me on knowing your watching me 👀😈 if you wanna be turned on u should check your DMs
😍🤔 Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of ..
😍🤔 Hey, have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life. 💑💘
