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Aaaaand... this is why we do test runs. I'm in full costume,..
Aaaaand... this is why we do test runs. I'm in full costume, sweating and ready to go... and my camera won't give me live broadcast permissions. Rescheduling Live with the director, date/times tbd Apologies for all who were waiting, we all got blue-balls together 🙃
Sidequest START Off to assemble a costume based on a $50 gi..
Sidequest START Off to assemble a costume based on a $50 gift card for Kohls given by a toxic relative. This is the kind of "revenge porn" I want to be a part of... Note: Sidequests mean I'm still working for you, but I am actively working and may miss your message. I still need to get notifications sorted! Talk soon, babes!
Today's outlined plans. I will check twitter, lpsg, and here..
Today's outlined plans. I will check twitter, lpsg, and here as I take on a side quest (see the line labeled tip:) and respond asap. I will report when I have returned to home base.
Literally me rn Did you know that when Mr. MIRROR gets horn..
Literally me rn Did you know that when Mr. MIRROR gets horny, his moans turn to gasping, drooling, incoherent lust spasms? Wanna see? Who is he?!
For the first time in over a decade, I'm really excited for ..
For the first time in over a decade, I'm really excited for work to start tomorrow. I will post here again in the early afternoon (I am so sleep deprived) when I have clocked in. At that point, I will be on hand to answer all messages as quickly as I can. You are my focus, so let's chat and plan our horny futures together!
Apparently, my internet hates me and won't upload the previe..
Apparently, my internet hates me and won't upload the preview to my story 🙄 Email blast preview dropping within the hour.
Social media management is definitely a full-time job in and..
Social media management is definitely a full-time job in and of itself. I completely get why some (many) creators use management companies, but for me the allure is in the personal connection. There are nearly infinite possibilities of free porn at your fingertips, and AI might be able to give you some even more impressively customized porn on a whim. I do have an open-ended question to every subscriber, and every answer helps guide the future of this sexy relationship! Question: Without using AI to respond (never) or a management company (?),...
"Fluffy Star-Lord" preview is dropping today. He took direct..
"Fluffy Star-Lord" preview is dropping today. He took directions from one of you, and had so much fun doing it! Maybe with some incentive I can even drop the full video tonight! I'm excited, in case you couldn't tell. 😈
Guess who woke up this morning, still excited for last night..
Guess who woke up this morning, still excited for last night. A lucky Dark Watcher has this waiting, just for them 🥵😈 Want to spend some one on one time we me? I'm so easy, and so hard... DM me if you aren't already a Founder with this kind of access. You could be, for just a one time $5 purchase!
Fuck, that was hot. Ifyyk - if you don't, you should have be..
Fuck, that was hot. Ifyyk - if you don't, you should have been on the Founding Watchers list! Imagine what we can get Star-Lord to do with time on our hands 😈
Star-Lord: Dammit, the window is open. You can't make me so ..
Star-Lord: Dammit, the window is open. You can't make me so loud! 🤐🥵
Video Diary Post #7411: It's 3AM. I can't sleep, can't think..
Video Diary Post #7411: It's 3AM. I can't sleep, can't think, can't stop. What's gotten into me?!"
Video Diary Entry #7409: "Staring at the stars tonight, wond..
Video Diary Entry #7409: "Staring at the stars tonight, wondering why the galaxy feels a bit more electrifying. Must be some cosmic mischief or a glitch in my interstellar playlist. Either way, my heart's dancing to a rhythm I can't quite decode. Maybe I'm just a starry-eyed outlaw lost in the vastness of the universe... or maybe I'm just hooked on a feeling I can't quite put my finger on."
Working to get back to (and surpass) this condition for you ..
Working to get back to (and surpass) this condition for you all 😉
Would you want to see Star Lord, bound, edged, and tormented..
Would you want to see Star Lord, bound, edged, and tormented into cumming? Already talking to a partner who would be willing to do this to me, leave a like to let me know you want to see this idea explored >:) Note: Image generated by Bing AI. I will always tag AI images as such.
Update! Video #5: "Morning, Noon, and Night" is available fo..
Update! Video #5: "Morning, Noon, and Night" is available for purchase as of 10/02/2024. This purchase will also put you on the "Founding Watchers" list. There you will gain early access to videos, codes, and be prioritized in DMs. I will not be opening access to this list very often. Grab on, if you like >;) These are the currently available videos from the "My Origin Story" series. DM me any of the following codes (some free ones left!) and I'll send them right to you 😉 Note: I'll be updating this post wi...
Working on the next video for you all. This one requires a l..
Working on the next video for you all. This one requires a lot more editing to keep my identity concealed. I hope everyone will enjoy! >:)
I miss summer.
I miss summer.
Mirror, Mirror, who will I become?
Mirror, Mirror, who will I become?
I feel like there are some really fun masked ideas for a hor..
I feel like there are some really fun masked ideas for a horned-up superhero/mysterious figure. Deadpool is a nice choice, just because it let's my mouth have room to... play. Which I will need. >:) Don't mind the quick mock-up. Yes, that's still me under that << totally not Photoshopped >> mask. ;P Any other thoughts or ideas on who I might play?
<< The life of a gay superhero is exhausting! >>
<< The life of a gay superhero is exhausting! >>
If the free DM code for the video from this gif is "Star Fuc..
If the free DM code for the video from this gif is "Star Fucker," what do you think the free DM code is for the video from the gif in my first post? First ten people who can guess it right get it for free. Hint, it's like... right there. Update: 3 of 10 free codes claimed
Would anyone be interested in a more in-depth review of a fa..
Would anyone be interested in a more in-depth review of a fascinating new adult toy? Update: 2 of 5 free codes claimed
Scraps from the vault. The first ten people who DM me a secr..
Scraps from the vault. The first ten people who DM me a secret code get the full video for free. There's a hint above. >;) Update: 6 of 10 free codes claimed
