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This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behin..
This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him. It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man sh..
Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man shouts back, “You ARE on the other side of the river.”
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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. ..
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them and says… “What is this, some kind of joke?”
There were two muffins in an oven and one said, “It’s gettin..
There were two muffins in an oven and one said, “It’s getting kind of hot in here isn’t it?”. The other muffin gasps, “Ahh! A talking muffin!” his cabinet.
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The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
A lawyer said to a judge, “My client is trapped inside a pen..
A lawyer said to a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” The judge said, “What?” and the lawyer said, “He’s in a cent.”
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What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear..
Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.
What did the taco say to Michelangelo? I like your shell
What did the taco say to Michelangelo? I like your shell
I like what mechanics wear…overall...
I like what mechanics wear…overall...
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I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything ei..
I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.
Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.
Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot.
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas..
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chick Peas can hummus one.
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