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What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.
What did the volcano say to his wife? I lava you.
Feeling blue?
Feeling blue?
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Random fact that nobody asked for: I'm mildly allergic to po..
Random fact that nobody asked for: I'm mildly allergic to potatoes. They give me awful reflux no matter what form they're in. Chips? Reflux. Mash? Reflux? Jacket? Reflux. Still eat em though. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commontator.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commontator.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
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What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A T-Wre..
What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A T-Wrecks.
I have added some items to my bday wishlist in case anyone i..
I have added some items to my bday wishlist in case anyone is feeling particularly generous 😇
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-be..
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A may-bee
All these sea monster jokes are Kraken me up.
All these sea monster jokes are Kraken me up.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous..
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me...
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Yeah, I steal brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
Yeah, I steal brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it’s actually more of..
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it’s actually more of a wrap.
Did you hear about the man who tried to catch fog? He mist..
Did you hear about the man who tried to catch fog? He mist.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? He was o..
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? He was on a roll.
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A man sued an airline company after they couldn’t find his l..
A man sued an airline company after they couldn’t find his luggage. He lost his case...
If you owned 11 elves, and another one came along, what woul..
If you owned 11 elves, and another one came along, what would he be? A twelf.
What kind of grades do pirates get in school? High C’s
What kind of grades do pirates get in school? High C’s
