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I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.
Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.
Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery suppli..
Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy
What’s the body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm.
What’s the body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate ..
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.
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Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled..
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Why would a can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
Why would a can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
Apologies for the low res stuff, still coming off the back o..
Apologies for the low res stuff, still coming off the back of last week's mystery illness 🤒
Things I'd rather do than the dishes:
Things I'd rather do than the dishes:
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If you’re with a guy that can’t appreciate a good fruit joke..
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To the person who invented the number zero, thanks for absol..
To the person who invented the number zero, thanks for absolutely nothing.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend ..
When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend to get real tense.
Shout out to anyone who doesn’t know the opposite of “in”!
Shout out to anyone who doesn’t know the opposite of “in”!
I passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a t..
I passed a sign that read “falling rocks”. So, I gave it a try, and no it doesn’t.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender h..
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the oth..
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
Two hydrogen atoms start to chat. One says "I've lost my ele..
Two hydrogen atoms start to chat. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "..
Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "wow, it's really getting hot in here." The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin!"
Two kittens had an argument. It was a cat-astrophe.
Two kittens had an argument. It was a cat-astrophe.
***Random Trivia Time:*** Which planet in our solar system ..
***Random Trivia Time:*** Which planet in our solar system has the longest day?
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
