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I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace..
I need to stop drinking so much milk. It’s an udder disgrace.
The doctor told his patient to stop using a cotton bud, but ..
The doctor told his patient to stop using a cotton bud, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electr..
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be ..
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.
I met the man who invented the windowsill. He’s a ledge.
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*Hey there Space Cowboy* 🚀 -- 13min video, 2 galleries, 2 clips
A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in ..
A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable
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Okay I'm gonna need this one explaining to me 😆🙏🏻
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare,..
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t h..
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar colle..
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He’s never gonna give you
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be ..
I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
I love giant squid jokes. They’re always kraken me up!
Would you do it for a scooby snack?
Would you do it for a scooby snack?
A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketc..
A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debrie was everywhere..
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debrie was everywhere.
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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
