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Boring life and feelings update for those who like to know m..
Boring life and feelings update for those who like to know my internal struggles. Basically: one more weekend of disruptive BS and I’ll be done with my old place. I feel shitty because I just finished my period. I also just got shut down for a hookup. I just want to get laid. I have zero idea how to find men local to me who actually like fat-fat women who won’t drag us along for nudes and who don’t flake.
Well a good morning to you! 🌸🌞 How would you make use of my ..
Well a good morning to you! 🌸🌞 How would you make use of my plump, needy body today?
ps Remember when I turned this into a Beanie Babies fan site..
ps Remember when I turned this into a Beanie Babies fan site for April Fool’s? https://onlyfans.com/129685409/ramenslurperr Ok goodnight 😘😘😘
A couple of you wrote me very sweet messages and I had thoug..
A couple of you wrote me very sweet messages and I had thought I’d pinned them for later. I did not! If you think this might be you and I haven’t replied, please DM me! Otherwise, I’ll just keep looking 👀❤️
🙈🥵 hello
🙈🥵 hello
I really want to buy a male sex doll torso but it's also lik..
I really want to buy a male sex doll torso but it's also like the most embarrassing thing to buy. The package gets ripped open on your dildo box? Whatever. People have dildos. But a CHISELED torso with a GIANT CARTOON PENIS .. idk, man.
Let me sit on your face
Let me sit on your face
One last round of my Hobbes suit 😂
One last round of my Hobbes suit 😂
Sorry, I died last night. I haven't been sleeping well becau..
Sorry, I died last night. I haven't been sleeping well because my slumlord is still causing me to be anxious (Sure we left the place in better condition we found it but just take our deposit, man. I never want another e-mail from you again) and lack of sleep causes my body to lose itself in pain so I went to bed early and ended up sleeping 13 hours. Whew. As soon as my "Onlyfans phone" is charged, I'm making some new content. xoxoxoxoxox
When this man chatted with me when he first joined, I happil..
When this man chatted with me when he first joined, I happily chatted with him. Then he went silent and now he’s mad I sent out my first PPV in weeks. Whew. Don’t be this guy! If you wanna talk to me, talk to me! I am very chatty! I check in with my active subs regularly and love to play. I’ll ask you for pictures and ask about your pets and hobbies. But I’m not your girlfriend so if you want my attention, just say hello! ❤️❤️❤️
**Don’t miss the BBW Bundle in your inbox right now** **He..
**Don’t miss the BBW Bundle in your inbox right now** **Here’s a preview of mine 😘** Watch some of Reddit’s favorite MILFs work for your load 🍆💦💦 Let them tell you just how to cum in this JOI bundle. These videos are all **BRAND NEW** and made just for this bundle 😍 *Just for you!*
I'm an old lady so when I slept on my arm last night I messe..
I'm an old lady so when I slept on my arm last night I messed up my hand and now it hurts to type. I'll be a bit slow on replies this evening. xoxoxoxxoxoxox, Grammie
Hello. I am feeling **very** fertile and extremely cute. I w..
Hello. I am feeling **very** fertile and extremely cute. I wonder what I should do tonight…. 😈
Who wants to see me dress up like a very naughty girl again?
Who wants to see me dress up like a very naughty girl again?
Hello, Loves ❤️❤️ I need to head into town today! When I ..
Hello, Loves ❤️❤️ I need to head into town today! When I get back I’m going to be doing a couple **video with titties out** dick ratings I have due. I have room for **three** more. If you’d like one, tip $30 on this post and send your cock along! **Tell me if you want a humiliating, honest or generous rating** when you sent your content.
Tell me how hot I am. I want to hear all about how much you..
Tell me how hot I am. I want to hear all about how much you ache for me. I want to be worshipped like the fertility goddess I am.
Your naughty neighbor wants you to fill her up 💦 In this vi..
Your naughty neighbor wants you to fill her up 💦 In this video I ride a dildo, beg for you to fill me up and then have an orgasm where my dirty mouth took over lol 🙈
When you mean to get a little stoned to make some content an..
When you mean to get a little stoned to make some content and then you go too far. What should I watch on YouTube?
Did you listen the first time I told you to open up for me, ..
Did you listen the first time I told you to open up for me, Baby? Do you need a reminder in how to make me happy? I can give you a few…
Oops I’m a big dork whose big, heavy, fat mommy tits are suc..
Oops I’m a big dork whose big, heavy, fat mommy tits are such a turn on rn
Open wide for a taste and let me own you. Later on, you can ..
Open wide for a taste and let me own you. Later on, you can use that hard cock to make me drool and cry as pay back 🥵💦💦
Dont be shy 🍼💦💦
Dont be shy 🍼💦💦
You've never seen a body better built for you and all your f..
You've never seen a body better built for you and all your filthy needs, have you? Whisper in my ear exactly how you want me to drain you while my soft, attentive hands make you drip with need.
SORRY I'M A TORTOISE MOM NOW Almost done getting fliers up..
SORRY I'M A TORTOISE MOM NOW Almost done getting fliers up and calling everyone who needs to be called. Hoping to get Turt into a home with everything he needs for the interim. Thankfully, my aroid and cactus growing hobbies meant I had big bins, coconut husk chips and UV and heat lamps on hand. Between literally just moving and the backlog of work I want to complete here, we don't have the time or space for him in this very moment. Especially because he is SO SOCIAL omg. All he wants to do is follow you around the house or outside....
Some toes for you ❤️
Some toes for you ❤️
The photo that started it all. This photo did well on Reddit..
The photo that started it all. This photo did well on Reddit and the ball just started rolling.
I’m very distracted by this tortoise. Did you know they are ..
I’m very distracted by this tortoise. Did you know they are EXCEPTIONALLY CUTE and very obviously DO NOT WANT TO BE A PET. They just walk and walk and walk and walk and try to slowly escape.
This is a horrible photo of me but I found a tortoise litera..
This is a horrible photo of me but I found a tortoise literally crossing the road today.I thought they were a big rock. WA has plenty of aquatic turtles but not heavy on the tortoise and they didn’t wee all over me while hissing and flailing so they’re a pet. I’ve been trying to find Turt Russell’s home most of the day. If I can’t, I guess I have a new cabin pet.
Good morning ❤️ Sorry, I took too many cute pictures on the ..
Good morning ❤️ Sorry, I took too many cute pictures on the porch with these flowers 🥰🥰 Feeling bright and shiny today. I hope you all have a good one!
Would you suck on my tits while we fall asleep? Goodnight, B..
Would you suck on my tits while we fall asleep? Goodnight, Babes ❤️❤️❤️❤️ New video tomorrow evening. New PPV Tuesday 💋
