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Look, I'm sorry, but it's Monday. And on Monday I must sit o..
Look, I'm sorry, but it's Monday. And on Monday I must sit on your face. It's nothing personal, it's just how my schedule works out. 🤷♀️
Yes, I am (still) on set all day today. No, that is not my g..
Yes, I am (still) on set all day today. No, that is not my guitar--it's Steely Dan's, duh. 🎸🐓
On Sundays I wear pink and fight aliens. 🤜👽
On Sundays I wear pink and fight aliens. 🤜👽
On set all day today (yes, again), someone please come give ..
On set all day today (yes, again), someone please come give me a foot massage, these feet are whimpering 🥺
Alice called the search team for me, because *she cares when..
Alice called the search team for me, because *she cares when I'm lost in the woods and freezing to death* **unlike some people I know.** 😤 (This is a running joke that started on Thursday, calm down. Breathe in and out of this paper bag. I *know* you care ❤️. That's it, breathe slower. Panic attack averted! 🫂)
Wow, way to fail to send the search party. I'm going to free..
Wow, way to fail to send the search party. I'm going to freeze to death, thanks. 🥶
You know that saying, "Not all who wander are lost"? 🗺️ Uh,..
You know that saying, "Not all who wander are lost"? 🗺️ Uh, that's not true in this case. Send a search party, tell them I'll be by the big rock. 🗻
Forbidden fruit? No, it's just an orange. Calm down already,..
Forbidden fruit? No, it's just an orange. Calm down already, jeeeez.🙄
I'm feeling nature-y this week. *Au naturale.* At one with t..
I'm feeling nature-y this week. *Au naturale.* At one with the wild. Connecting with my primitive roots. Rolling in mud. Um. Sowing my oats? Planting my corn? Massaging my waterbuffalo? Oh crap, help, I've gone too far with this nature thing. 😭
Alison Rey and I are having a deep conversation about...
Alison Rey and I are having a deep conversation about...
are we going for a swim or nah? 💦
are we going for a swim or nah? 💦
Hard at work or hardly working? (Definitely the former, sigh..
Hard at work or hardly working? (Definitely the former, sigh 😴) I'm filming season three of Primary all weekend so I'll be in and out (but mostly out--this porn ain't gonna film itself! 😝)
Okay, this is going to sound like a joke, but it isn't. 😬 C..
Okay, this is going to sound like a joke, but it isn't. 😬 Can someone please explain what "apple bottom jeans" are 🍎? I get the boots with the fur bit, but this apple bottom thing is a *mystery* that has haunted me for years 👻. And I don't want to google it because that's cheating.
Frisk Me Friday! Officer, I swear, I'm not smuggling...
Frisk Me Friday! Officer, I swear, I'm not smuggling...
Yes, I did inspire Rodin's "The Thinker." I'm older than I l..
Yes, I did inspire Rodin's "The Thinker." I'm older than I look. *Much* older. 🗿
This is my outfit for when I crush your head with my thighs.
This is my outfit for when I crush your head with my thighs.
So luscious, so round, like two perfect...
So luscious, so round, like two perfect...
I understand that this is an unusual office for a therapist...
I understand that this is an unusual office for a therapist. Yes, most therapists don't have Snorlax for a chair. But I need you to be open to the process. Are you willing to be open?
huh. how did those get there? ❓🤔❓
huh. how did those get there? ❓🤔❓
Can't wait to get out the the beach again! It has so much *s..
Can't wait to get out the the beach again! It has so much *sand!* 🥵🥵🥵
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀! Your April coupon has arrived! It..
🚀Casey's Rebill Alliance🚀! Your April coupon has arrived! It might be a little... on fire. In like, a bad way (there was an accident... 🔥🧸🔥) *BUT!* It still works. So check your messages!
This Friday, I ask you the eternal question that haunts all ..
This Friday, I ask you the eternal question that haunts all of our waking moments. *Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?* 🍍🌊🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I really wish I could remember what I was doing when this pi..
I really wish I could remember what I was doing when this picture was taken, but I don't 🤔. Thoughts? Theories? *Conspiracy* theories? 😱😱
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This pic came out way more... bovine than intended. 🐄
This pic came out way more... bovine than intended. 🐄
I wish I made any actual money from PornHub, they have the b..
I wish I made any actual money from PornHub, they have the best merch 😭 Instead I gotta pay rent by....
So, uh, what did *you* get up to over the weekend? 🤫😳
So, uh, what did *you* get up to over the weekend? 🤫😳
Some many clothes and the only thing I can pick is option pa..
Some many clothes and the only thing I can pick is option paralysis. 🤷♀️
This cold is kicking my ass 🥴. Send chicken soup and like a ..
This cold is kicking my ass 🥴. Send chicken soup and like a whole pan of brownies pls
My VIP page (www.onlyfans.com/caseycalvertvip) launches *tod..
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