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I think I hear something on the roof... 🦌🦌🦌🎅
I think I hear something on the roof... 🦌🦌🦌🎅
On the e1eventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youu..
On the e1eventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Eleventh Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! ☃️☃️ 3leven pipers piping 🎶? Look, I don’t even know *one* piper. How you expect me to find 3leven for you…?? I think your expectations are wildly out of control. Anyway, here are some videos of me… piping some pipes. And by pipes, I mean dildos. (Message me your naughty list if you want an individual video or three 🎅🌟!) 🔥🌟***NOTE...
I was going to send this out to my rebillers only because yo..
I was going to send this out to my rebillers only because you know I love you guys, but it's Christmas 🎄❤️! This is a BTS blooper of the new Christmas PPV that's landing in your messages tomorrow 🦌. I swear I'm a professional. I swear I've used a dildo before. *Really.* 😅🤣
Going to let me slide down your chimney, babe? 🔥
Going to let me slide down your chimney, babe? 🔥
I know this isn't for everyone, but I don't care. I make a f..
I know this isn't for everyone, but I don't care. I make a fabulous drag king. 👑🖤
All I want for Christmas is... helping finding my shirt. It ..
All I want for Christmas is... helping finding my shirt. It has to be around here somewhere.🥲
On the ninth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the ninth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Ninth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! ☃️☃️ TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO OPEN A POST FOR VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS 🍷🍷🍷 Nine ladies dancing? That sounds like a great time! But we’re kinda in a pandemic right now sooooo it’s just going to be me. Yes, I know it’s almost Christmas. Yes, I know the song promised nine ladies. But this is what we’re working with. Why don’t you watch...
so... are you going to open your present or nah? 🎅🎁
so... are you going to open your present or nah? 🎅🎁
Today's "help Casey plan 2023" question is a little hard, bu..
Today's "help Casey plan 2023" question is a little hard, but I know you can do it ☃️! You want me to make the best OnlyFans for you, right? What *don't* you like that I do? What's something you would change? How would you change it? I SWEAR TO FATHER CHRISTMAS 🎅, IF YOU SAY "NOTHING, CASEY, YOU'RE THE BEST" I am going to hide all pictures of my butt for a WEEK. 😱 I will, however, accept "I think you've got a great balance of content etc etc, no complaints." I want *real* feedback, not ass-...
On the seventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuu..
On the seventh day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Seventh Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! ☃️☃️ Honey, I gave up. There is *no* way that the Department of Fish and Wildlife is going to let me mail you seven swans, especially not after the Two Turtledoves Debacle of 2022 🙄. But all is not lost! I put together some videos of me… well, not swimming, but I’m wet 🚿. And that counts for something! Right? (Message me your naughty list if yo...
🎄⛄ Holiday Announcement!! If you couldn't get in on my Chris..
🎄⛄ Holiday Announcement!! If you couldn't get in on my Christmas cookies, I have some news for you! 🍪 **Good News:** The cookie-making video is available! (this picture is a screengrab from it! I'm a reindeer!!!! 🦌🦌) 🔥 **Bad News:** It's not on this site because OF doesn't appreciate my art. 🍪 **Good News:** It's on www.yourpornstarnextdoor.com (The "Other Site") 🔥 **Bad News:** You have to make an account there. 🍪 **Good News:** You don't have to sub to me to buy it, you can just go ...
I like it when glitter gets *everywhere.* 😍 Except, you kno..
I like it when glitter gets *everywhere.* 😍 Except, you know, THERE. Because that's a baaaad time.💔
On the sixth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the sixth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Sixth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! ☃️☃️ I bought six geese on eBay. The seller guaranteed they’d lay eggs for you. (I know how you love your fresh omelets 🍳.) **THE SELLER LIED.** 🤬 I’m going to give them a one-star review while you watch me, uh, laying? buttplugs? I guess…? 😅 (Message me your naughty list if you want an individual video or two!) 🔥🌟***NOTE:*** This is a ...
It is too cold for this outfit, but at least I look good, ri..
It is too cold for this outfit, but at least I look good, right? RIGHT?! 😤
On the fifth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the fifth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Fifth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But... ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! ☃️☃️ *Five* gold rings? Who has time for that?! The promise of a gold ring is meant to be broken, especially with my cuck fans! This fifth day of Christmas is for you guys ❤️! This is a bundle of cheating wife/cuckold videos, just in time for holiday romance. Thanks for accepting that there’s always a better man around the corner. 🥰 Message me your ...
I heard you wanted to see my bear ass. 🧸🥁🛎️
I heard you wanted to see my bear ass. 🧸🥁🛎️
On the fourth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuu..
On the fourth day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Fourth Day of Christmas Sale is over! But...☃️☃️ ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! (Video descriptions in the post! OPEN IT!!!) I tried calling some birds for you, babe, but I called too many times and they blocked me and now might be suing me for harassment? (This is a “four calling birds” joke and it’s *funny.*) Help fund my legal battle with these dirty birds by buying my storytime videos? (Message me your naughty list if y...
HELP! I CANNOT SEND PPV. I AM **DISTRESSED** 😭😭😭 If you want..
HELP! I CANNOT SEND PPV. I AM **DISTRESSED** 😭😭😭 If you want this bundle, please tip ($25) on this post since I can't send out the bundle as a mass message like I usually do 😭😭😭. This bundle has *two of my favorite videos from 2022* in it and I will be very very sad if no one buys it. 😭😭😭 (in case you missed it: 😭😭😭) **Anal 14 - Spain Butthole Tease** *(On sale from $10 --> $6)* Tragedy strikes in Spain! I left my buttplug at home! So instead I'm going to wink my asshole at you and tell you all the w...
Every time I put my fuzzy pink bear hoodie on, I want cuddle..
Every time I put my fuzzy pink bear hoodie on, I want cuddles and cookies. At the same time, please. 💗🍪💗
On the third day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the third day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️Third Day of Christmas Sale is over! But...☃️☃️ ...you can still buy the bundle in your messages! (Video descriptions in the post! I promise!! I WOULD NOT LIE TO YOU.) Babe, I’m sorry, but all three French hens have been extradited back to France. This is *not* how I saw our romantic Christmas going 😭. Anyway, screw France (**KIDDING**), here’s some sexy Spain content on sale just for you! (Message me your naughty list if you want an individu...
Still making plans for 2023 💗! What do you like about my Onl..
Still making plans for 2023 💗! What do you like about my OnlyFans? (ASIDE FROM ME, YOU BROWN-NOSER!! 🤣🤣) What do you wish I did more of? Is there something I don't do here that you'd like to see? TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS. Thoughtful answers will get a treat in their messages. 🍭
On the second day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuu..
On the second day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎶🎄 ☃️☃️Second Day of Christmas Sale is over! ☃️☃️ But you can still buy the bundle in your messages! (Video descriptions in the post! And jokes! *VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS AND JOKES, CC DOES IT **ALL!**)* After a stern warning from the US Fish and Wildlife Department, I can no longer mail those two turtledoves you asked for 😡. (I know, I’m disappointed too!) To make it up to you, I have discounted my SexPOV videos so we can sing together like two little son...
I went outside and it was... snowing? That's what's on my fa..
I went outside and it was... snowing? That's what's on my face, right? What else could it be?? 🤔
On the first day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuu..
On the first day of Christmas, Casey Calvert gave to youuuuuu... 🎄🎄 ☃️☃️First Day of Christmas Sale is over! ☃️☃️ But you can still buy the bundle in your messages! VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS ARE IN THE POST. OPEN THE POST. YOU LOVE OPENING POSTS. EVERYONE LOVES LONG-ASS POSTS. Well, I wanted to give you a partridge in a pear tree but OnlyFans was like, CC, you can't do that 😡 and I was like, um, okay. So instead you get eXXXtreme discounts on videos of my pear tree 🍐 (my ass, guys, it's my ass) (Message me your n...
Less a poll, more an open-ended question as I plan out 2023 ..
Less a poll, more an open-ended question as I plan out 2023 🥰!! Who are your favorite creators on OF and why? (Don't name me!! That doesn't help! I'm trying to figure out what I can do to make my OF even better! Give me the sexy goods! ❤️❤️)
How would you melt my icy heart? 💙
How would you melt my icy heart? 💙
Get cozy with me today? I need a snuggle. 🤍❤️
Get cozy with me today? I need a snuggle. 🤍❤️
I'm a sucker for black, aren't you? 🖤
I'm a sucker for black, aren't you? 🖤
Are we getting freaky tonight or nah?
Are we getting freaky tonight or nah?
Throwback Thursday! I have nothing clever to say here. Uh, m..
Throwback Thursday! I have nothing clever to say here. Uh, my hair is long? How about them Dodgers? 😁😅
