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Hi y’all!!!!!! Happy fantasy Friday!!! I was fantasizing tha..
Hi y’all!!!!!! Happy fantasy Friday!!! I was fantasizing that I was an employee at an office of some sort and that I wore this into the office and there were a bunch of guys there that I could tell had hard ons behind their desks and that they were rubbing themselves while they were looking at me!
Got my new bed yesterday. After a reschedule and mix up on d..
Got my new bed yesterday. After a reschedule and mix up on delivery time, it’s finally here!!! Hubby loves it! We shall see about me!
Good fucking morning!! It’s -15 degrees here. I don’t know i..
Good fucking morning!! It’s -15 degrees here. I don’t know if I’ve ever told you this, but I hate the cold!!! 🥶 makes me want to stay in bed and do things to myself to keep warm!!
Okay, so we weren’t the worst trivia team last night. There ..
Okay, so we weren’t the worst trivia team last night. There were some 68 tables and I think we may have gotten 19th place. We had 89 out of 100 questions correct. That’s not too shabby!! Oh, but I only answered 1! 😂😂😂😂 I’ll tell ya, it’s hard to be around a bunch of 🍻🍺 people when you are the only sober and honest one. I’ve made it this far, not about to stop!!!! Happy Sunday! I have baked potato soup in the crock pot for dinner!
We’re here Friday and we’re ready!!!!! Here’s to hoping Mr. ..
We’re here Friday and we’re ready!!!!! Here’s to hoping Mr. Midwest comes home for lunch and eats MY cookie! Hahahahaha
Happy hump day! Hoping to get some action on my hubs lunch b..
Happy hump day! Hoping to get some action on my hubs lunch break!! Been a minute! If not, I’ve always got my handy dandy dildo!!
Oops! 😬 😂
Oops! 😬 😂
It all started yesterday with some top golf!! That place was..
It all started yesterday with some top golf!! That place was fun. I had never been. Doing the cheer mom thing today. How’s your weekend going?
I started to build a snowman today. I’ll take a pic when I’m..
I started to build a snowman today. I’ll take a pic when I’m done! I’ve been seeing people doing the snow angel challenge. I’ll have the hubs tape me doing it if he gets home soon!
Pulled out the cherry 🍒 panties today! Quick little photo sh..
Pulled out the cherry 🍒 panties today! Quick little photo shoot. Got my roots touched up today and did a bunch of other crap. Headed to dinner now with the kids!!! Thirsty Thursday has a different meaning today since it’s dry January!
Ok! I think I need to specify my post from yesterday! I know..
Ok! I think I need to specify my post from yesterday! I know it wasn’t Friday, it was Tuesday, but it was MY FRIDAY! Anyway, I shaved off the bush!!!! Nice, fresh start!!!!
Howdy do!!!!! Made it to my Friday!!! Hope y’all have a fant..
Howdy do!!!!! Made it to my Friday!!! Hope y’all have a fantastic day!!
It was a cold one out there, that’s for damn sure! We had ou..
It was a cold one out there, that’s for damn sure! We had our game faces on though and got it done!!!!! Hope you all are bundled up and warm today!!!
That was quick! Target already has swimsuits out!!! Of cours..
That was quick! Target already has swimsuits out!!! Of course I had to buy one. I liked this one on the hanger better than on me. I’ll be ordering some new ones to try on for our Florida trip!
I guess it’s supposed to be snowmagedden this weekend, so ev..
I guess it’s supposed to be snowmagedden this weekend, so everyone is at the store. I’m going to go try not to get into a fight or to yell at anyone while there! Wish me luck!
Had a bit of a hangover today, but I’m feeling better now! H..
Had a bit of a hangover today, but I’m feeling better now! Hubby was in bed all day!! I didn’t even get lucky 🍀 on the first day of the new year!
3 1/2 hits until the new year here!!! Don’t know if I’ll be ..
3 1/2 hits until the new year here!!! Don’t know if I’ll be awake, so Happy New Year! 🎆
Wow, thought I posted these before I went to work! Guess not..
Wow, thought I posted these before I went to work! Guess not! Well, here ya go!! Got me a new Stanley cup with hearts on it! Just got off work and told the hubs I owe him a blow job!
Headed into the week soon! Wet hair don’t care look today!!!..
Headed into the week soon! Wet hair don’t care look today!!! Went to the lake for a fish fry yesterday. Topped it off with some drinky poohs! Have a great rest of your Sunday!!! 😘
Day after Christmas!!! All my decor is coming down! But firs..
Day after Christmas!!! All my decor is coming down! But first, fucking!
Merry Christmas to each and every single one of you!!!!!! 🎄🥂..
Merry Christmas to each and every single one of you!!!!!! 🎄🥂🎅🏼 I hope Santa brought you everything you wanted! XO 😘
Merry Christmas Eve eve!!! We’re almost there all!!!! 3 more..
Merry Christmas Eve eve!!! We’re almost there all!!!! 3 more days and I’m taking my tea down. Hope you all have a great day!
Getting down to the last minute for you all to get your shop..
Getting down to the last minute for you all to get your shopping done!!!! I’ve been going 90 MPH. Last night we went to a concert. Was a blast!! I think the hits next to me were tripping balls!!! Hahaha You see that I did there with that last pic? Anyone know what size Ron Jeremy’s cock was?
Got my new hat the other day!!! I fucking love it!! AND I di..
Got my new hat the other day!!! I fucking love it!! AND I did some self caring!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Trying to get back in the Christmas spirit! Maybe I put my d..
Trying to get back in the Christmas spirit! Maybe I put my decorations up too soon. There’s always sexy clothes to help me feel better though!!
Gettin sweaty in the sauna this morning!!!!
Gettin sweaty in the sauna this morning!!!!
Got some new whipped bath foam!!! It comes out just like whi..
Got some new whipped bath foam!!! It comes out just like whipped cream!! Smells like cherries! 🍒 What’s on your Sunday schedule!?
Headed out for a work Christmas party at the hubs bosses hou..
Headed out for a work Christmas party at the hubs bosses house!!! Hope they don’t mind that I’m not wearing a bra!
Goooooooood morning!!! Mr. Midwests view this morning before..
Goooooooood morning!!! Mr. Midwests view this morning before he has to go to work!!
Happy Thursday! 13 days till Christmas!! Anyone ready? I sti..
Happy Thursday! 13 days till Christmas!! Anyone ready? I still have lots of shopping to do. Yesterday was a wash. I had training at work from 8-1. I yawned the whole time! I don’t think I’ll ever catch up on sleep! I came home from work Tuesday to a nice warm bubble bath, candle and wine!!! It was so nice! I think I’ll have a margarita tonight!
