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I took a train out to LA thinking it would give me some time..
I took a train out to LA thinking it would give me some time to finally get back to writing, but of course I reverted back to my naughty roots and had to take some spicy candids… What’s the train equivalent of the mile high club?
Jinkies these are a handful!!
Jinkies these are a handful!!
I worked on them all weekend and today I'm finishing up all ..
I worked on them all weekend and today I'm finishing up all the outstanding merch orders so everyone can get their cozy merch and cheeky polaroids before I leave for my next shoot!! I do everything myself - gathering the merch, taking the photos, signing everything, packaging it all up, and getting it shipped out so it takes me out of commission for shoots, but I'm super proud of myself for pushing through and all of the orders sorted so fast so I can get back to content! <333 Spanks of encouragement??
Today's the last day to get a cheeky polaroid with your merc..
Today's the last day to get a cheeky polaroid with your merch order! I'll be taking a break after this for a bit to work out all the kinks and I'll be doing a big shoot, so I'm not exactly sure when this option will return! If you're on the fence, don't miss out!!
I LOVE when you guys love my stuff and hearing that people a..
I LOVE when you guys love my stuff and hearing that people are starting to get their polaroids and merch and are loving it is the BEST! <33 Polaroid add-ons will be live until this Friday and then I think we'll take a break to work through a few issues we've discovered with them and see what works best for the idea moving forward so if you want one ASAP, be sure to get your order in before Friday night!! <33
Hey everyone!! There was an error on the website that showed..
Hey everyone!! There was an error on the website that showed the Polaroids as sold out, but they’re not!! They’ll be available until Friday so if you were hoping to get one and got that error, it’s all fixed now!!
Heads up for people trying to add cheeky Polaroids - just ma..
Heads up for people trying to add cheeky Polaroids - just make sure you click through to the actual product page and scroll down to add on the Polaroid! If you just click “choose options” on your phone, you won’t be able to see it! Hope that helps!!
GET YOURSELF A NAUGHTY POLAROID OF ME IN YOUR CLOTHES! Hey..
GET YOURSELF A NAUGHTY POLAROID OF ME IN YOUR CLOTHES! Hey!! So I offered something cool to my VIPs recently and it went so well that I'm opening it up to everyone for a week! When you add any merch item to your cart, add on a cheeky polaroid and I'll take a photo in YOUR specific merch item and then send it your way! Get your own one-of-a-kind photo with your comfy cozy merch pieces!! Happy Friday!
WATCH MY PERSONAL FANTASY BEING BROUGHT TO LIFE When I play..
WATCH MY PERSONAL FANTASY BEING BROUGHT TO LIFE When I played the RE4 REmake, I just COULD NOT get over how insanely hot the tension between Ashley and Leon was! I've posted about it on here a few times, but I was thrown right into a LeonxAshley smutty fanfic obsession and thankfully the GORGEOUS @danielledenicola was down to bring my Leon fantasies to life! For the large portion of y'all that loved me with the MOST umph I ever had, these were taken at my heaviest so the boobies and the booty are BOOMING and there's something abou...
EURO FINAL!! Today's the big day!! I know England isn't fav..
EURO FINAL!! Today's the big day!! I know England isn't favored to win, but I'm still rooting for them and I want you to, too! But I won't just ask you to root for them of course...I'll entice you with one last oil shoot upgrade offer! If England score ANY goals at all today, I'll add a FULL-LENGTH VIDEO to the upcoming oil shoot we've unlocked already ANNNNNND if they win, I'll make the whole shoot just $9 (In honor of the team captain, Harry Kane!) How's that sound???
Titties on the timeline. I have a few more of these - I’ll s..
Titties on the timeline. I have a few more of these - I’ll send them to anyone who tips! 🖤
Ah! I forgot to post my England’s playing today post!! Inste..
Ah! I forgot to post my England’s playing today post!! Instead of doing another specially priced shoot, how about this: If England wins today, I’ll make one of the specially priced candid sets AN OIL SHOOT??? Let’s go, Lads!!🦁🦁🦁
England’s playing again today!! As we did with the last game..
England’s playing again today!! As we did with the last game, I’ll reduce the price of a new candid set based on the outcome of the game: 1 Goal: Full candid set for $15 2 Goals: Full candid set for $10 3+ Goals: Full candid set for FREE (And I’m not making a plan for 0 goals, dammit!) I still need to shoot the last game’s candid set - I’ve just been battling my eye and can’t put makeup on just yet but it’s feeling good today so I should be good to shoot everything soon!! 🦁🦁🦁
Me posting TWO SETS of totally unreleased Ashley photos thin..
Me posting TWO SETS of totally unreleased Ashley photos thinking I'd released them already way back and pricing them super low and even offering an unreleased COLLAB video for hellllla cheap once again thinking it had been out for awhile MORE LIKELY THAN YOU FUCKING THINK! Shout out to everyone snagged it in time - I'll release those sets in full (and with the collab!) ASAP and THANK YOU to the king who pointed this out to me bc omg I feel so bad bc one of them is a collab shoot and I released it like a dingus 😭😭😭
Fulfilling merch orders today and got a little warm…
Fulfilling merch orders today and got a little warm…
EDIT FOR CLARIFICATION: Only the official score counts lol s..
EDIT FOR CLARIFICATION: Only the official score counts lol so right now we’re down to the set being $10!!! LET’S GO LADS! Today’s the start of the knockout rounds for Euro 2024!! I always like to do something to celebrate and support England so how about this: I’ll take a set of candids in my kit and for every goal England score today, the price comes down like this: 1 Goal: Full candid set for $15 2 Goals: Full candid set for $10 3+ Goals: Full candid set for FREE Come on, lads!!
Uh oh, I've fallen back into voraciously reading smutty RE4 ..
Uh oh, I've fallen back into voraciously reading smutty RE4 fanfics...
Took these candids while traveling and I think light blue mi..
Took these candids while traveling and I think light blue might be my color - what do you think?? Leaned back on a comfy couch in sheer lingerie (UNSHAVEN btw so if that's your vibe you'll LOVE these!) that I show off in before peeling it off and bending over for the BEST view - enjoy!
Heads up that I’m posting a super chill vibes everyday under..
Heads up that I’m posting a super chill vibes everyday underwear try-on video to my VIP page @megturneyvip ONLY in a bit so if you want it, be sure to hop on over there and check it out! If not, no worries!! I’ve got those baby blue candids on their way soon!! <33
Just waiting for the video to be done so I can drop this new..
Just waiting for the video to be done so I can drop this new HD set!
Hahaha leave it to me to think I sent out those post-run can..
Hahaha leave it to me to think I sent out those post-run candids and left y'all well fed last week and I come back and WHOOPS no the fuck I did not Here they are!! I have a full HD set dropping this week as well ANNNND my VIP peeps on @megturneyvip are getting their own exclusive chill vibes try-on this week so if you’re interested in that be sure to hop over there asap!
I took some nakey candids after my hike today - wanna see???
I took some nakey candids after my hike today - wanna see???
How about a little post-run boobie snack?? I have to wear a ..
How about a little post-run boobie snack?? I have to wear a hella sports bra to keep my boobies in check while I run so you can see the red marks it left on my skin after I peeled it off. Just bouncing around in a couple clips and feeling myself in a couple photos I took before hopping in the shower. Enjoy!
Is anyone playing the new Killer Klowns game??
Is anyone playing the new Killer Klowns game??
ASS AND KITTY UP AND READYYYY This lonely little fox girl is..
ASS AND KITTY UP AND READYYYY This lonely little fox girl is busting out of her uniform - can you give her a hand??
Which candid set would you like first??
Which candid set would you like first??
I ran away to the English countryside for a bit, but I’m bac..
I ran away to the English countryside for a bit, but I’m back and preparing for Euro 2024…
I’ve been shooting for you…
I’ve been shooting for you…
Got some new candids for y’all tomorrow to kick your Friday ..
Got some new candids for y’all tomorrow to kick your Friday off right…
For everyone wondering where the heck I was yesterday... He..
For everyone wondering where the heck I was yesterday... Hey everyone! HOLY HELL I FUCKED UP SO BAD THE OTHER DAY. I made the classic edible mistake and thought "I was fine with a quarter a few hours ago, I'll go for a half this time." AND I WAS SO FUCKING WRONG. Like. So horribly, horribly uncomfortable and wrong. Sitting on Mars without a space suit wrong. SO! I missed May the 4th here, but it's still Revenge of the 5th so two of my favorite sets of ALLLLL TIME (priced extra nice!) are on their way to your inboxes. Which si...
