Witchlaser

I gotta girlboss my way through this week, which means taking out all my frustrations on your face (sorry) ((not actually sorry))

okay, we're back online! ISP's edging me worse than this fuckin selfbondage vibrator setup lmao

well shit, I wass gonna post right away this morning and then a storm took out my internet 😭 i'll post as soon as I'm online

wake up babe, it's time for walkies :3

little outtake / blooper from a masturbation vid I'm doing sometimes the vibrator doesn't want to cooperate 😅

I am literally only posting these today to make a "these boots were made for walking 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳" joke on twitter you guys will just have to rest contentedly knowing I will step on u :3 (also remember when I said I was posting tuesday? ha ha I lied I'm posting really late monday night whooooooooooops)

you know how i normally post Mon/Wed/Fri? I got some weird shit going on with work so I'm gonna try Tue/Thur/Sat this week (also a quickie so this isn't just a text post)

there's like something vaguely menacing about the femdomme upskirt. am I gonna punish you for looking? punish you for not looking ? (don't tell anybody but the answer is "yes to both" 😈)

accidental ruined orgasm content! that isn't what this vid was supposed to be, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 😅 I need to figure out a way of setting something up in this position that'll let me actually struggle without ruining the whole bit where I get to cum at the end

I need to just raid my own panty drawers every so often and remind myself what the I even own anymore. I completely forgot I had these cheekies and they're super fuckin cute???

every so often, one of the biker jacket pics gets some flirty comment about how the commenter wishes I would ride pillion on [insert whatever motorcycle they own] and they could show my ass off to friends or whatever which, admittedly, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘵 but why not go nuts with it? if you're gonna fantasize about riding just to show somebody off, why not just make it kinky from the getgo? you can absolutely tie a person to a motorcycle, and it ain't like riding in a thong ...

coming down with a terminal case of the genders (terminal in the sense that I'm going on a Xenogears style quest to destroy it conceptually)

back on that 90s nylon-bodysuit-under-thong villainess vibe

front or back (and which order to hit if both) remains a hotly contested issue, one I don't expect to see resolved within my lifetime

when scientists first invented robots that step on people, they put up a big sign at the lab entrance: WARNING - CONTAINS ROBOTS DESIGNED TO STEP ON YOU after the fiftieth time a bottom got caught breaking in, they realized they probably should have been a little less specific

I'm gonna be gone for a little bit due to the holiday so I'm just hurriedly being a slut before I am obligated to Drink Beer Near Explosives

I'll level with you: a lot of my outfit/lighting selection is heavily influenced by looking at my recent timeline and going "wow, that's a lot of blue" and then posting something red/pink to try and balance it out, and then I'll swing the other way a little while later anyway speaking of things that swing around how about that ass huh

you gotta be careful living in the future, you never know when you might get spotted by Rude Women and pressed into a life of girldick worship and ass eating

I must've seen one too many styxhips videos, cuz I got a manic drive to do that whole harnesses over leggings thing for the butt lift effect lol

wake up babe it's time to get your face stuffed full of girldick

the summoning instructions were unclear on what exactly the "sacrifice" was supposed to be, so I figure I'll just sit on you until something spooky happens

got another size comparison, this time that one soda people said tasted like vanilla flavored girldick (IDK if it does y'all should try both and then tell me)

sometimes folks ask why there isn't more of the vibrator selfbondage stuff: because I gotta turn the vibe on, then bind myself, and usually by that point even a wand vibe on low absolutely fuckin destroys me anyway enjoy these clips in which I try to not cum instantly (yeah that doesn't work), have a post-nut session that gets me pretty worked up, and then try to reposition for the camera and cum damn near instantly again lmao

excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable [I go missing in a closet for the next two hours, wrestling with a nylon version of the gordian knot]

sexy maids are a vicious cycle: you have a mess, you hire em to clean it, you get some ideas, make a new mess, and surprise! you need to hire a maid again

working a bit on my ~𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑠~

it's all fun and games until you end up on a leash wait fuck actually that may be where it becomes more fun

spooky women, sneaking up on you in the twilight hour~

quickie in a short shiny maid outfit, you know how it is (yes, you are allowed to make jokes about having a quickie with the maid)

at least a perk of it gettin warm out again is being able to rock bike shorts