Witchlaser

wanted to say goodbye to a stroking toy the only way that seemed fitting: cumming all over my zero suit costume

this dress is absolutely too short to wear in public, but the perfect length if somebody wants to get up under it and do a little work with their tongue 😉

quickie with a question: what constitutes bimbo-ing? being sexy and wearing pink? can you be a dual-type, like bimbo/goth? I don't understand the rules there

I think my interpretation of "white tie" dress is controversial, but inarguably superior to convention

I find it funny how much I was warned that HRT reduces load size. I'm sure it will 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, but I don't feel like I'm shooting particularly gentle loads lately.

brats will look at your paddle dead-on and be like "huh. I wonder who that's for."

another one of those "quickie on my way out the door" kinda posts

I don't think I've ever done a "you find me in your bedroom like this, wyd" post, because I can't think of a joke for one, but that's probably a testament to how rock-solid it is as a content theme

~drippy~ recently had a request from a friend to "fuck a flashlight fixed against your bench press or whatever", and realized I could make it a little more interesting by straddling a bar and belting my thighs and the toy around it. it's kinda hard to get off like this (and literally dismount afterwards, I'm balanced on the balls of my feet here) but felt pretty rewarding lmao unfortunately now I gotta wipe everything down before leg day so I don't slip and die doin squats brb

witch drone? witch drone. not to be confused with the dronewich, which requires at least two of em stacked horizontally (god if only etc.)

gotta say I'm really digging the zero suit, especially these easy-access upgrade installation ports 😏 (that is what they're there for, right? right???) did a lil 26 minute anal vid (or more like 20 minutes of anal and 6 minutes finishing myself off) cuz it'd been a while since I poked my p-spot

[gestures towards lap menacingly] this baby can crush 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 heads

casually thinking about the approach of halloween, and had stuff on and felt cute so~

me and my 90s-ass ass (I keep forgetting that green lighting, while a little rough to make look flattering, hits kinda rad when you pull it off)

kind of a "per my last email" quickie (still trying to figure out something w/ my squat rack, regardless, have some ass)

it's tempting to think "how did I get into this mess" even when the mess is entirely self-inflicted

this is just some random nonsense cuz I went out last night and am in a very good mood lol hope everybody else's weekend went/is going well!

at least the interminably hot weather justifies short shorts (though I'm not sure it justifies my choice of accessories)

fishnets offer some much-needed ventilation when you're trying to run slutty during a heat wave 🥵

little quickie on my way out the door

just got some new shiny-ass pants in (seen here on my shiny-ass ass)

happy saturday! there's no joke or anything with these I'm just in a good mood lmao

sometimes the only thing a girl needs is to have her brain violently defragmented

drones can wear leggings apparently? that's fuckin wild dawg

we're really stretching the bounds of what can be considered medicine here, but I think you'll find the stroking theraputic

guess who just got a zero suit lmao

happy tuesday, or as I like to call it: wednesday (posting now so I don't have to post in the morning lmao, gonna be busy IRL at the time)

back on that light bondage leather bodysuit vibe also the return of the world's most bisexual hallway lighting lmao

just found out maids are supposed to clean? that sucks bro I thought the whole job was just sorta vibing in a slutty outfit

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