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Relationship goals
Relationship goals
I could never be a contestant on a game show because there’s..
I could never be a contestant on a game show because there’s no way I’m not cursing…
I think I speak for everyone when I say ‘how the fuck is it ..
I think I speak for everyone when I say ‘how the fuck is it already May on Thursday?!?’
I don’t care if this IS AI, it’s cute AF. Happy Easter weird..
I don’t care if this IS AI, it’s cute AF. Happy Easter weirdos
I feel like you should come to my show next weekend… if you ..
I feel like you should come to my show next weekend… if you live in Milwaukee, or wanna go to Milwaukee. 😛
Hee
Hee
Please meet my new girlfriend, Frankie
Please meet my new girlfriend, Frankie
When I was growing up, there used to be $2 Tuesdays at the m..
When I was growing up, there used to be $2 Tuesdays at the movies. Now it’s $2 for 15 minutes of parking at the movies.
Yikes. It’s time to move!
Yikes. It’s time to move!
I’m at an age now where it’s not even funny. I’m just old!! ..
I’m at an age now where it’s not even funny. I’m just old!! 😩
I have SO many Aries in my life! Clearly June is a popular ‘..
I have SO many Aries in my life! Clearly June is a popular ‘get pregnant’ month!!
😍
😍
This is maybe the third time in my life to receive flowers- ..
This is maybe the third time in my life to receive flowers- I like it!
has anyone fallen for an April Fool’s joke??
has anyone fallen for an April Fool’s joke??
I WON! my comedy album Honourable Intentions won a Juno for ..
I WON! my comedy album Honourable Intentions won a Juno for best of the year! (A Juno is like a Canadian Grammy) 😎 streaming everywhere now!
Taking the first flight of the day always SEEMS like a good ..
Taking the first flight of the day always SEEMS like a good idea… (literally me on my flight)
I’m in Canada and it’s been raining and it’s amazing. The pe..
I’m in Canada and it’s been raining and it’s amazing. The people of Vancouver think it’s bullshit but I LOVE IT!!
Is it weird that Top Chef is my fav reality show - but I don..
Is it weird that Top Chef is my fav reality show - but I don’t cook AT ALL??
Heading to Canada! 🇨🇦 loading up on maple syrup and freedom!..
Heading to Canada! 🇨🇦 loading up on maple syrup and freedom!
My twin sister has been married for 21 years! I have NOT bee..
My twin sister has been married for 21 years! I have NOT been married for 21 years. Congrats to us both!
It was HOT in Los Angeles yesterday and I’m not ready! pleas..
It was HOT in Los Angeles yesterday and I’m not ready! please allow me a few more weeks of cardigans!!! 😩
I had a wonderful birthday, thank you for asking
I had a wonderful birthday, thank you for asking
I think I’m in my Josh Hartnett era… 🤤
I think I’m in my Josh Hartnett era… 🤤
Done and done!
Done and done!
Send money! 😝
Send money! 😝
Wednesday vibes
Wednesday vibes
Just be-caws (I’m sorry)
Just be-caws (I’m sorry)
My mercury feels extra retrograde-y today
My mercury feels extra retrograde-y today
I will give your dog cheese. I’m sorry, I want them to love ..
I will give your dog cheese. I’m sorry, I want them to love me!!
My hair is so dirty an old woman called it a LOOSE HUSSY 😝
My hair is so dirty an old woman called it a LOOSE HUSSY 😝












