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Without women sex would be a pain in the ass.
Without women sex would be a pain in the ass.
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What ́s the most expensive streaming service at the moment? University
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns!
3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)
3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)
"I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at..
"I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now..
A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says, "Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises." Taken aback, the doctor asks him, "My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies, "Like a glove."
What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse radish..
What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse radish!
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game..
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game? All the fans left.
I do love this warm weather we're finally having ☀️
I do love this warm weather we're finally having ☀️
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another ..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
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Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I ..
Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke.
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A r..
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
Why should you never get in a fight with Tryptophan? It’s am..
Why should you never get in a fight with Tryptophan? It’s amino acid.
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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
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Don't wanna *bug* you, but do you like my butterfly outfit?
Don't wanna *bug* you, but do you like my butterfly outfit?
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Smonday. The moment when Sunday is overtaken by the sadness and anxiety of the coming Monday.
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Boss: How good are you are PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it. Bo..
Boss: How good are you are PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word.
